Winnie
I was not aware that you were part of the CBS
"family". Thats interesting and I enjoyed your comments. Bob Maickle President and
"founder" of the PSGA was an employee of CBS all of his career.
Bob was head engineer at CBS NYC for a number of years until his retirement a few years back.Bob was a competent engineer.
Bob worked with people such as Walter Cronkite on a daily basis as well as many other local and network shows,. I was suprised to see you were also a member of CBS affliate's "Creative Playthings".
I guess we were all one "Happy??" family.
I will tell you a story which more or less supports your comments.
Just after CBS aqquired Fender,,,there was a
number of "new policy's " put into effect.
Rather than addressing the issues at hand regarding products etc sales etc,,they had to
start with something more important to them.
"Dress Code" for all FENDER Salesman.
A Blanket letter was sent to each Fender sales rep (15) nationwide. The letter was as follows.
ATTENTION ALL FENDER CBS SALES REPRENTATIVES.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATLY.
There will be a dress code put into effect for all members of the CBS sales staff. There
will be NO EXCEPTIONS.
We are requesting that all Fender CBS salesman send their suit size to "no names here" "this guy may be watching" our office and list your suit size,,,,,trousers included
"geez" I had hoped so,,,what no pants???.
The letter went on to say....All Salesman are to be dressed according to CBS dress code.
The regalia,,,or was it "Ragalia"? is to be
Navy Blue 'Single Breasted Coat to fit,what was this?? a coat not to fit?? it follows with,,,you will be expected to wear contrasting "tan" "beige" trousers as well as
a white shirt and "marroon tie".
Please send your sizes to "no mame" and he will order your apparel.
Be sure to include your correct size as far a
jacket size,,,sleeve lenghth etc etc. It is most important as well to submit your trouser
waist size as well as the length you require. "I guess they meant "No short Shorts".
The trousers will be cuffed and shoes are optional as long as they are black in color.
A White Shirt is a MUST repeat....A White Shirt is a MUST.
Failure to comply with the information herein
will or can lead to dismissal of those who do not co-operate and adhere to CBS policy.
All of our sales force dressed neat and appropriate...Luke Morris (god rest his soul) he was the epitome of class,,he always
worn those "southern gentleman clothes" lightweight well fitted clothes,,his white hair complimented his overall appearance.
Ole Luke covered the southern part of the United States,,,Alabama No & So Carolina etc.
He was well respected and well liked by those who knew him.
Another was a good friend and the very first
ever sales rep for Leo Fender years ago. He was from TEXAS. He covered the Southwest and
he too dressed appropriate,,he was well attired in expensive and well fitting western cut suits including "Luchese" boots which you could see your face in,,,,he was well groomed. He stood 6 ft 7 inches tall and had that "western drawl" he looked like
"High Noon" in the flesh weighing in at about 245 lbs and well built. He didnt take any S..t from anyone.
As for myself,,I always wore a good fitting conservative suit and or sports coat and I too dressed accordingly.
Ditto most all of the Fender salesman dressed
well.
I sent my sizes of the coat,,trousers etc etc to this individual who was to have these
CBS issue outfits sent to Chicago to the Namm
Show.
I was careful to make certain the size of what I sent was correct....Jacket size 39 regular....trousers size 32 waist....length 33 inches,,,,shirt 15" neck 33 sleeve length.
This was a "major project" and no doubt a special person was hired to do this important
job. This was the "Big Time".
The feed back from a few of the old guard of Fender salesmen were not complimentary to say the least,,,I never heard the "F" word used as much as I did regarding this new policy.
It outlined NO COWBOY BOOTS will be acceptable.
IMPORTANT ANYONE WHO DOES NOT ADHERE TO THIS
POLICY may submit himself to IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL. THIS IS A MUST.
When I arrived at the Hotel Pick Congress in Chicago,,,my new outfit was waiting for me.
I put the jacket on,,,it was down to my knees
and was a 44 LONG..the trousers were able to be wrapped around my waist 3 times and I would still have room to spare.
The "Crotch" was down below my knees,,,,there
was room enough for a Twin Reverb to fit inside the crotch with room for a P bass.
It was no suprise to me however,,,somehow I was expecting the worst,,I dont know why..Oh yes,,,,the tie did fit. The shirt looked like
a twin sized bed sheet.
I looked like a poor imitation of Soupy Sales
Woody Allen and Pinky Lee all rolled up into one.
I didnt care,,,they asked for it,,,,they got it. I walked into the Convention Center with my new CBS "look"....I walked over to the individual who was in charge of this abortion and said,,,Well....How Do I Look???
His reply was ,,,Sir....thats me,,,I sense a bit of sarcasim in your tone of voice.
I said Oh Yeah??? you should be in my pants.
I said I ordered one pair of pants for one person "ME" I didnt order pants for a "Three Some". My jacket looked like an overcoat,,you could not see my hands as the sleeves covered them....I didnt need gloves.
As I infuriated him,,,he turned red and replied (Sir) thats me,,,do you know what CBS Is? and what it stands for,,,I thought for a moment and said to myself in the presence of 9 Fender salesman who looked almost as bad as I did,,,I replied "yes sir" I know what CBS stands for..................
C....onstant B....ull S......T.
He walked away in digust,,I dont think he liked the way my pants fit....I said to him
Hey Sam....you made the pants too loooooong.
CBS purchased The New York Yankees as Winnie
stated,,,they paid $11 million dollars for The Yankees.....they paid $15.5 Million dollars for Fender,,,I think I was the reason they laid out the extra money...they needed me more than they needed Mickey Mantle.
Often wondered if they told Mickey how to hold his bat and wear his pants.
Let this be a lesson to you...KNOW WHO YOUR TAILOR IS. and to my friend Bob Maickle...do you need a pair of pants for three?? you can fit yourself and John DeMaille VP and Jeff Di Maio in thse pants and play (three part harmony with (3) long scale 24'1/2 necks....
but NO PEDALS PLEASE.....they may cause you a problem.
Knee levers are acceptable.
To My Friend Winnie
Winnie Sounds Good Like Steel Guitar Should.
Later....these pants are available for "group
"outings" reserve early.... This offer expires when I do.So order Now...E bay rejected my outfit,,I didnt know how much reserve to place on this oufit.
I will address the Haircut code in my Fender
Book. That will be a "cut above the pants.
PS Gene Fields,,,be happy you worked in manufacturing.
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