Worst Review/Best Review
Posted: 14 Feb 2014 1:23 pm
I've been playing music for many, many years. I've had some great gigs, lots of good gigs and a few bad gigs. Does anyone care to share their best and worst reviews from their careers?
My worst was when I was in high school, a local Shakespeare company put on Twelfth Night, updated to Colonial America (it was 1976, the BiCentennial). I was asked to provide music with my banjo (for some of you I realize that is an oxymoron.) I am not an actor, which my debut night would show clearly. I had two lines, which were, "Feste the Jester, you honor. A fool widow Olivia took much delight in." I played fine throughout the show, but when my line came up I said, "Feste the Jester, your honor. A fool-awillawaw.... A fool-awillawah..... A.....Fool.....Widow.....Olivia.....Took.....Much.....Delight.....In."
A review in the next day's paper include "Stay home on these nights." and "There were several actors in this production who should have had the benefit of cue cards. The most blatant offender of the evening was Jim Bolek, who played Curio the musician. When he wasn't picking bluegrass on a banjo (bluegrass? Banjo? At Shakespeare:) he was mumbling what lines he could remember and forgetting the rest." The play ran its full two weeks. No more, thank God.
My best review was a few years ago in a bar with a pickup band. We just finished ripping through a version of the Allman Bros. "One Way Out." My boss, who had been out drinking saki bombers before making to our show, stood up (sort of), and very loudly said, "You know what?! You guys are f.......ing AWESOME!"
And you know what? That night we were.
My worst was when I was in high school, a local Shakespeare company put on Twelfth Night, updated to Colonial America (it was 1976, the BiCentennial). I was asked to provide music with my banjo (for some of you I realize that is an oxymoron.) I am not an actor, which my debut night would show clearly. I had two lines, which were, "Feste the Jester, you honor. A fool widow Olivia took much delight in." I played fine throughout the show, but when my line came up I said, "Feste the Jester, your honor. A fool-awillawaw.... A fool-awillawah..... A.....Fool.....Widow.....Olivia.....Took.....Much.....Delight.....In."
A review in the next day's paper include "Stay home on these nights." and "There were several actors in this production who should have had the benefit of cue cards. The most blatant offender of the evening was Jim Bolek, who played Curio the musician. When he wasn't picking bluegrass on a banjo (bluegrass? Banjo? At Shakespeare:) he was mumbling what lines he could remember and forgetting the rest." The play ran its full two weeks. No more, thank God.
My best review was a few years ago in a bar with a pickup band. We just finished ripping through a version of the Allman Bros. "One Way Out." My boss, who had been out drinking saki bombers before making to our show, stood up (sort of), and very loudly said, "You know what?! You guys are f.......ing AWESOME!"
And you know what? That night we were.