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Topic: Steelie the steel guitar meets a old friend |
Joe Miraglia
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Jamestown N.Y.
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 10:23 am |
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| Once upon a time sat a steel guitar named Steelie who was crying and crying. Along came an old friend named Tubby the Tuba. "What's wrong?" asked Tubby. "They won't let me play much any more." answered Steelie. Tubby replied "That's O.K. Let me tell you a little story. Years ago playing in an orchestra, all they let me play was OHM PAH PAH, OHM PAH PAH. I was very sad and the conductor asked me what was wrong. I told him that I didn't think I was playing enough so he let me play a solo. I was very happy." Tubby's story made Steelie very thankful that Steelie could play as much as he did. From that day forward, Steelie stopped whining and crying. Steelie joined a top 40 country band and lived happily ever after. |
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Don Drummer
From:
West Virginia, USA
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 12:31 pm
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The End.  |
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Ben Jones
From:
Seattle, Washington, USA
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 12:47 pm
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Instead of speaking to the conductor...Tubby should have started a six page blog-thread about how he should be making six figures and could play that candyland orchestra music all day, how he could play every instrument in the orchestra better than anyone else, that no one could show him anything and how the conductors were all idiots.
Then a bunch of other bitter and angry Tuba players could tell Tubby what a great Tuba player he was and how they respected his outlaw stance and straight talk. |
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Lee Baucum
From:
McAllen, Texas (Extreme South) The Final Frontier
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 1:05 pm
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I'm surprised that Tubby got to play "OHM PAH PAH, OHM PAH PAH".
Usually the tubas only get to play "OMH . . OHM . . ". |
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Rusty Rhoads
From:
The Motor City
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 2:27 pm
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sounds like bens a little hurt i got to much attention with my post ?
i wonder if he can blow a note with that tuba stuck in his ass lol 
sorry ben u left yourself wide open for that |
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Ben Jones
From:
Seattle, Washington, USA
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 2:38 pm
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| Rusty Rhoads wrote: |
sounds like bens a little hurt i got to much attention with my post ?
i wonder if he can blow a note with that tuba stuck in his ass lol
sorry ben u left yourself wide open for that |
you are the one with 7 pages of butthurt crying about how you cant find a job, not me. 
Stay classy rusty. with your attitude I am sure things will turn around for you soon.  |
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Bo Legg
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Posted 15 Oct 2010 3:57 pm
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| Boy did I pick a bad day to log in when I'm sober. |
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Joe Miraglia
From:
Jamestown N.Y.
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Posted 16 Oct 2010 7:35 am
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Stay tuned-coming soon- the story of Little Red Riding Hood,going to Nashville,carrying her steel guitar in a backet, to visit her Grandma  |
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b0b
From:
Cloverdale, CA, USA
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Posted 16 Oct 2010 10:24 am
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| Rusty Rhoads wrote: |
| i wonder if he can blow a note with that tuba stuck in his ass lol |
Your moderator is easily offended. I won't allow this to continue.
Topic closed. Please keep your language suitable for all audiences in the future.
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