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Underwear

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 6:50 am
by Bill Howard
Just curious I see other players that have a Herby Wallace Model WITH a Paul Franklin pedal, an Emmons volume pedal,a Tommy White T shirt, an Amp system that cost 5 grand.... a 400.00 tuner,Gold plated bar... A Buddy Emmons Autographed Steel seat(for you Joe:) and then ask questions like why don't I sound like the Pros.
Or could it be the Underwear?.

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 8:30 am
by Roger Crawford
Yes.

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 9:57 am
by Clyde Mattocks
You mean steel players are supposed to wear underwear?

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 10:15 am
by Roger Crawford
Clyde, it's strictly up to the individual, but I personally can't play a single lick if I don't have on my Fruit Of The Zoom boxers. They help my speed picking tremendously!

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 10:53 am
by Don Drummer
Comfort IS crucial.

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 11:29 am
by Ray Harrison
JC Penney sells Stafford underwear, so they must really be big fans of Bill Stafford, "Mr. Smooth".

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 12:15 pm
by Larry Rafferty
Do they need to be changed as often as strings ?

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 12:21 pm
by Richard Sinkler
You mean steel players are supposed to wear underwear?
Well, the one time the crotch of my pants ripped out, I was glad (so was the crowd) that I was wearing some. Of course they were white and my pants were black, in a dark place under the guitar...What a show. Lucky my Mother-in-Law was there and went home and got me another pair.
Do they need to be changed as often as strings ?
Every month or two should be adequate. :eek:

We need an emoticon for vomiting.

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 1:24 pm
by Travis Hillis
Image

Lol. :P

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 1:27 pm
by John Floyd
I hear The Pros all Wear Pink Depends :lol:

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 2:05 pm
by Elton Smith
I wear Indian underwear,the kind that creep up on ya.

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 2:54 pm
by Clyde Mattocks
The nylon ones are a shock hazard!

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 3:59 pm
by Larry Rafferty
You get a better tone if you are wearing black ones.

My Walker

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 4:34 pm
by Bill Howard
My walker has a Paul franklin pedal on the brake,
I played with the Prison Band last night....
Behind a few bars and searching for the key:)

" :lol: Help the tuning on my Sho Bud has fallen and can't get up"

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 5:11 pm
by Igor Fiksman
I think the secret is swim trunks. I once played a pool party gig wearing them and cowboy boots only ( so did the rest of the band).
I'm pretty sure that made us sound better since all the ladies in the audience were dancing in bikinis - sure sign of a great sounding band.

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 8:01 pm
by Ron Silva
You can play better above the 17th fret, if your shorts fit tight.(':whoa:')

Posted: 3 Aug 2010 8:47 pm
by Bill Dobkins
All Of the above plus I can't play without the red G-string Roger Crawford gave me. :arrow: :oops:

Posted: 5 Aug 2010 3:50 pm
by Richard Park
A young guy who used to work in my office poked his head in my door one day and said "I don't wear underwear, but when I do, I wear tweed. It chafes, but in a good way." Go figure.

Posted: 5 Aug 2010 5:00 pm
by Dave Hopping
This is really getting out there!

Posted: 5 Aug 2010 5:28 pm
by Roger Crawford
Bill, that was a G# string!!!

Underwear

Posted: 6 Aug 2010 2:54 am
by William Fraser
Whats underwear ? :D

Fiberglass

Posted: 6 Aug 2010 5:10 am
by Bill Howard
My brother and his Wifes cousin always played practical jokes on each other. He wired the horn to the brake lites on my brothers truck so my brother countered one night. He went to their house and while in the bathroom that was being remodeled my brother saw some fiberglass, it so happens the DRYER was in this Bathroom also, My Brother saw a pile of Mens Underwear on the dryer, took off a cpl pair of them takes the fiberglass and rubs it all over the crotch area,this poor guy went to work next day he was an electrician,those shorts like to ate him alive
he laughs about it today but He said he had them on about 1 hours it was in the summer....DON'T try this at home:)

Posted: 6 Aug 2010 8:46 am
by Richard Sinkler
Dang, Bill, that makes me itch just thinking about it. :whoa: Of course, that itching could be something else. :x :)