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Smiley Finally Changes Underware!!
Posted: 10 Oct 2001 6:03 am
by Ray Jenkins
The only problem is,he changed with Tony Davis.
Ray
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Steeling is still legal in Arizona
Posted: 10 Oct 2001 6:32 am
by HowardR
That may be more information than we needed to know.....
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 4:50 am
by Tony Davis
Awright..Jenko !!!..this is really it!!...you have risen to the hights of the lowest of the low !!!!!
You know very well that I never have reason to venture into this column as it is usually all about American Gigs...and I cant afford to do all that travel...plus Ah caint speack the language!
As to what the other party concerned will say....well.......I dont even want to think.
Also....if you want to get that personal........last time I tried to swap shorts with him...I needed to use braces.........I think you Yanks call then Suspenders......"cos he is one fat dude............Heck....why am I bothering to even type all this........I just got a letter in my mailbox addressed to "Mr Ray Jenkins"......care of the Rocky Horror Show.......the return address is "Victorias Secret".....and it smells sort of sexy....is there something you aint telling us Ray ????
Guess we should really move this to the Riverboat !!!
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 6:55 am
by frank rogers
Do you mean underwear or underware? Underware sounds like some kind of new computer term, or maybe a low cost version of tupperware.
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"Oh the girls all get prettier at closing time"
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 7:20 am
by Ray Jenkins
Thanks frank,when it comes too Smiley's underGARMETS I don't think it matters about spellin or smellin.
Tony I never seen you walk or stand so straight,they seem too serve as a great back brace to boot.
Ray
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Steeling is still legal in Arizona
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 8:24 am
by frank rogers
Gee, I thought "underware" was somethin' you wore to hide your "soft" ware.
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 10:05 am
by Bill Sharpe
But, Smiley always wears his underwear as "Outer Wear"
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Posted: 19 Oct 2001 10:16 am
by John O Keeffe
How did Tony know which side to turn to the front and which side to turn to the rear????
Never mind nobody answer that!!!!
John
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 10:23 am
by Ray Jenkins
Heck JohnO,I think thats a great question!!
Your turn in the drawers Tony.
Ray
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Steeling is still legal in Arizona
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 11:54 am
by Bill Sharpe
The brown stripe in the back shows the difference between front & back
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 12:18 pm
by Anne Marie O Keeffe
SKIDMARK!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 12:41 pm
by Smiley Roberts
Shouldn't this thread be under "Humor"??
Forum police....oh forum police....where are you?? Damn,you can never get a cop when you want one!!
BTW,it's,"Yellow stain in front,brown stain in back".
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Posted: 19 Oct 2001 1:04 pm
by Ray Jenkins
Smiley,is that "Humor" or is it the "Truth"
Ray
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Steeling is still legal in Arizona
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 3:50 pm
by Steve Feldman
How 'bout them Yankees?.....
Posted: 19 Oct 2001 7:28 pm
by Al Udeen
I heard Smiley went back on the road & that he's now on the "Short Circuit" He dont remember when he & I hung around Sho-Bud waiting for David Jackson to finish our guitars!
Posted: 24 Oct 2001 1:20 am
by Smiley Roberts
Al,
You're absolutely right!!
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