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HSGA Convention "Pan" Auction

Posted: 15 May 2005 7:34 am
by Rick Aiello
Terry Farmer has completed all of my "Mothers" ... except for one 6 string, slotted headstock 22.5" scale.

Here they are:

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I can't express how excited I am about his work.

The "Boobpan" is "modular" ... and the two wide necks (25.5" & 22.5") sitting on either side ... can be used as either singles or can replace one of the "Boobs" .. Image Image

I plan on auctioning them off at the 2005 Joliet Convention ... pending approval by Committee.

I will have a set price (lower than retail) ... and then anything over my set price will go to HSGA ...

I will be bringing :

1 Boobpan (D8) w/ two 25.5" necks
1 Boobpan (D8) w/ two 22.5" necks
1 Boobpan (D8) w/ one 22.5" neck & one 25.5" neck
1 long scale 8 string Dustpan
1 short scale 8 string Dustpan
1 long scale 7 string Dustpan
1 short scale 7 string Dustpan
1 long scale 6 string Dustpan
1 short scale 6 string Dustpan

I won't be bringin' any 10 stringers ... since most "convention-eers" don't play that many strings ...

Of course they will be available to order after the convention.

The Bronzepan will also be there ... but its not for sale (unless someone makes me an offer I can't refuse ... Image )

Just a heads up ...

PS: A third furnace will be needed/bought ... these things are big ... 3 gallons of "molten pleasure" ... Image

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Posted: 15 May 2005 7:52 am
by David L. Donald
Molting pleasure...

Is that a large amourous duck in the spring time heatt!

Dang nice collection!

Do you like boobs alot
Yes I like boobs alot. *

*Holy Modal Rounders

Posted: 15 May 2005 8:26 am
by HowardR
<SMALL>Holy Modal Rounders</SMALL>

Yes, they are..... Image

Posted: 15 May 2005 10:38 am
by Loni Specter
You could hire the "Victoria's Secret" models to 'support' the boobs!

Posted: 15 May 2005 11:54 am
by David L. Donald
Yeah does it come with a free Wonderbra?

Posted: 15 May 2005 2:52 pm
by George Keoki Lake
Have you put any implants into the boobpans ? Or are they for real ? Image Image

Posted: 15 May 2005 3:02 pm
by David L. Donald
Keoki.
No silicon, but maybe some silica!

Posted: 15 May 2005 4:14 pm
by Rick Aiello
Well, Keoki ... the alloy is 7 % silicon ... Image

I'm working hard ... to procure Adriana Lima ...

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As my "Carol Merrill" ... in Joliet.

For those not old enough to remember that ... she's kinda a 60's "Vana White".

Should be quite an event ... Image Image Image

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Posted: 15 May 2005 11:51 pm
by David L. Donald
So can we expect attendance to be up this year...?

Posted: 16 May 2005 12:52 am
by Jeff Au Hoy
Somebody's grandma is hot.

Posted: 16 May 2005 4:34 am
by HowardR
Sure hope everything pans out........

Posted: 16 May 2005 4:47 am
by Gerald Ross
Even if Carol Merrill, Adriana Lima, Barbara Eden and all three of the Petticoat Junction girls don't show up to the 2005 HSGA Joliet Convention I am positive that Rick's generous offer will help increase the attendance for the weekend.

THANK YOU RICK! Image

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Gerald Ross
'Northwest Ann Arbor, Michigan's King Of The Hawaiian Steel Guitar'
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Gerald's Fingerstyle Guitar Website
Board of Directors Hawaiian Steel Guitar Association
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Posted: 16 May 2005 5:21 am
by Harry Dietrich
It could also be a "heiny cheek" pan.

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Posted: 16 May 2005 6:39 am
by Rick Aiello
Gerald ...


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<font size=1>click on this Boob</font>

Posted: 16 May 2005 8:26 am
by Alan Keach
Rick,Where can I get some of those wall hangers for my lap steels. tic

Posted: 16 May 2005 9:46 am
by Peter
I would love to get some of those FACS things. Image
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Posted: 16 May 2005 11:52 pm
by Paul Honeycutt
As far as your corporate spokes-model goes, all I can say, is never has a sarong looked "s'right!"