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Topic: Want Jackson - Need Help NOW! |
David Fields
From:
South Carolina, USA
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 7:48 am |
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I went to the Jackson site but didn't see a place to place an order, so I just sent an email message telling them I want to order one. I HAVE THE BUG BAD!
I haven't heard a single bad thing about these new steels yet. Can anyone come up with a good excuse to tell my wife so I can keep out from the dog house? I am like most of you guys....when I make up my mind that I want something, well...I am going to get it. I just like my bed a lot more than the couch, although for this good looking of a toy I can make exceptions! I ran out of REAL good excuses about two years ago when I got the saxophone, so anything you can think of would be great! Thanks!
Dave
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Michael Strauss
From:
Delray Beach,Florida
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 8:00 am
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She gets jewlery, shoes and clothes. She asks me if it ok and I AWLAYS say yes. Then, when I want a new toy, I say "didn't you get that new purse? and I didn't complain"
Just a little planning ahead, it always works for me.  |
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Jim Cohen
From:
Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 8:24 am
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| Well, you could tell her it's alive and the keys wiggle... |
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Greg Simmons
From:
where the buffalo (used to) roam AND the Mojave
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 8:38 am
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ok, review with me...
(Her): "How many guitars do you need?!
(You): "Just one more"
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<i>�Head full of this kaleidoscope of brain-freight, Heart full of something simple and slow�</i>
-Mark Heard
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Fred Shannon
From:
Rocking "S" Ranch, Comancheria, Texas, R.I.P.
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 8:41 am
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Tell her one of the Jackson's is threatening suicide if you don't get one QUICK. It's never worked for me but it's worth one more try.
Phred |
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Kevin Hatton
From:
Buffalo, N.Y.
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 8:51 am
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| I'm glad Michael Jackson finally got himself a productive job. Maybe he will be a better maker of pedal steel guitars than he was a singer. He can put that glove to good use. |
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Larry Strawn
From:
Golden Valley, Arizona, R.I.P.
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Posted 16 Mar 2007 3:55 pm Excuse? This is reality!
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David,
Just ask her what color she'd like for her new car! 
I know, it's bribery, but it usually works! 
Larry
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Carter SD/10, 4&5 Hilton Pedal, Peavey Sessions 400, Peavey Renown 400, Home Grown Eff/Rack
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Wayne D. Clark
From:
Montello Wisconsin, USA
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Posted 19 Mar 2007 8:56 am
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David I'm with Larry on this one. A little more on her side of the ledger always helps. I remember, years ago {Pre PSG bug} Purchasing a new TV, Floor model. In the same delivery arrived a Dish Washer. She was Thrilled and we watched the TV together. When It comes to PSG's It takes a lot more a Purse.
Desert Rose S10 3/5
Goodrich 120
Nashvill 400 |
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Larry Clark
From:
Herndon, VA.
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Posted 19 Mar 2007 9:33 am
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| Just tell her you spoke with a "Tax Advisor" and was told the tax deduction would more than offset the cost of the new guitar. If that doesn't work.....well I've slept on worse things than a sofa. |
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John Jeffries
From:
New Brunswick, Canada
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Posted 19 Mar 2007 10:54 am
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| Good luck! Been there, done that, & bought the t-shirt! Just remember that "do whatever the #### you want" doesn't necessarily mean what you think (or hope)it does...... |
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David Fields
From:
South Carolina, USA
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Posted 21 Mar 2007 11:39 am I see
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| My wife is bigger than I am, but I can run faster! |
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Jerry Malvern
From:
Menifee, California, USA
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Posted 21 Mar 2007 11:51 am
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| I really like the "purse story". My wife went out shopping last weekend and found some purses marked down 90%. She came home with 21 of them! |
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Ray Minich
From:
Bradford, Pa. Frozen Tundra
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Posted 21 Mar 2007 11:55 am Arsenic and Old Lace...
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| There must be lots of money still in the bank, there's still lots of checks in the checkbook... |
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Charles Dempsey
From:
Shongaloo, LA
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Posted 21 Mar 2007 3:20 pm
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All 'ya gots to do is make sure the Jackson is the same color as your old steel, and that the wife isn't home the day it's delivered.
It worked for me.
Charlie
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David Biggers
From:
Texas, USA
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Posted 21 Mar 2007 3:32 pm
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My wife won't let me. Will one of you guy come talk to her for me? Just tell her she's gonna let me get another steel and thats thats!
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