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Posted: 13 Jul 2008 5:01 am
by David L. Donald
How to be a successful writer of nothing.

There's nothing to it.

Posted: 13 Jul 2008 9:21 am
by David Doggett
I tried that and got writers block. I couldn't think of nothing to say. :|

Posted: 13 Jul 2008 12:17 pm
by Steve Atwood
David, I had that problem once, too, then I switched to invisible ink and I was fine.

Posted: 14 Jul 2008 5:52 am
by Ray Minich
Nothing has a birthday in a week...

Posted: 14 Jul 2008 6:12 am
by Scott Shipley
What do you get for someone who has nothing?

Posted: 14 Jul 2008 6:28 am
by Jim Mitchell
Scott Shipley wrote:What do get for someone who has nothing?

Image

Posted: 14 Jul 2008 10:25 am
by Scott Shipley
Jim, there's nothing funny about that.
:|

For Sale

Posted: 14 Jul 2008 9:41 pm
by Zeek Duff
I have NOTHING for sale! The first $8k takes it, shipping to anywhere on the planet. This is the most incredible nothing, the nicest nothing I've never seen. Hurry up and get your money to me, because NOTHING lasts forever!

Best regards,
...z 8)

Posted: 15 Jul 2008 7:02 am
by David L. Donald
Scott Shipley wrote:What do you get for someone who has nothing?
Pretty much everything,
is not nothing...

Zeek, a born Ebayer!!


Nothing gives me endless inspiration and invention.

Posted: 15 Jul 2008 3:24 pm
by Scott Shipley
Shirley, there's nothing more that can be said on this topic?

Posted: 15 Jul 2008 8:08 pm
by Edward Meisse
Nothing could ever have been said about this topic from the very beginning. And nothing has been. And stop calling me, "Shirley."

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 4:41 am
by Michael Douchette
I found Shirley for ya...

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 5:26 am
by Scott Shipley
If that's Shirley, then she has no place on a thread about nothing.
:eek: :eek:

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 6:29 am
by Ray Minich
Soft, curves, smooth, silky, sweet, sensual...

Must be a push-pull...

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 6:54 am
by Fred Shannon
My wife says there's Nothing to any of that. And then to me "Nothing Doing big boy". Phooey on nothing to it.

phred

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 7:02 am
by Tamara James
[ NOTHING

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 8:05 am
by Scott Shipley
Between her ears. That's EXACTLY where I was looking. Honest.
:eek: :eek:

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 8:47 am
by Charlie McDonald
She had ears?

OK, we've done that joke cycle. Back to new ideas for my book; we keep straying from nothing.

(Tamara, I know it's hard walking around the occasional tosterone pool here. We're all sensitive guys at heart, but we have to keep that other facade up.)

NOTHING.

People are afraid of NOTHING.

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 8:51 am
by David L. Donald
She may or may not be Shirly,
but she sure is a 'sheila'!

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 6:38 pm
by Tamara James
NOTHING.

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 6:54 pm
by Scott Shipley
You're welcome Tamara, it was nothing.
:roll:

Posted: 16 Jul 2008 7:38 pm
by David Doggett
Scott Shipley wrote:If that's Shirley, then she has no place on a thread about nothing.
:eek: :eek:
Shirley you jest. :lol:

Posted: 17 Jul 2008 3:33 am
by Scott Shipley
Shirley ain't no joke.
:wink:

Posted: 17 Jul 2008 3:38 am
by Charlie McDonald
I'm sorry, but I'm wondering if her sisters, Goodness and Mersey, are around.

Posted: 17 Jul 2008 3:59 am
by Scott Shipley
You didn't see the picture?
;-)