The Steel Guitar Forum

If all gays got a fix and could not be gay would they still be happy???

Deer Wain, If Kitty Wells wudda married Conway Twitty, wood her name be "KITTY TWITTY"???

Oh NOOOOOOooooo where is Wayne when we needs him, ? What can I do ? my logger turtle is only half nekkid. He's been tryin to take off his shell over his purple and green 2-toned Emmons double 24 and got stuck. How do we get his tail unhooked from the changer ? (and would a plastic pick fit on holidays, if his tail would curl ?

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Wayne,
Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island.

Discuss.

Now for a serious question.. do birds see worms from the sky, or do they feel them with their feet?

and what about turkey vultures? ..how do they know where the dead stuff is?

Wayne, didn't we go to different schools together?

Since the pedal steel guitar is noted mainly as a hillbilly instrument, Was the Williams guitar Name shortened from Mountain Williams?

Wayne,I went to my doc.today,he's been PRACTICING for twenty years,can you tell me when he's going to get it right?

How many steels could a steel player steal, if a steel player could steal steels?

Grandpa, said he had a steel, somewhere in the hills of Tn.

Wayne;

I feel that things are becoming backwards these days, so how can your nose run and your feet smell ?? Please tell Bobbe so he will know!

The only true question: If you are playing material so old that people think it is new and they never heard of Hank Thompson, Johnny Bush, Ferlin or Lefty.......how long before they say...............Waylon who?????

Wayne -- as far as pedal steel guitar is concerned, I live here "in the middle of nowhere" ~ can you tell me how far it is from the middle of nowhere to the edge of nowhere ? ? ?

Dear Wayne, does michael J. wear pink pedal pushers, when he is playing his (licks) on steel. If not, why not?.

Wayne -- as far as pedal steel guitar is concerned, I live here "in the middle of nowhere" ~ can you tell me how far it is from the middle of nowhere to the edge of nowhere ? ? ?

. . . and can you tell me how I managed to submit the above post twice ?

Wayne, can you please, please tell me the truth to those yet un-answered questions - Is it true that the only difference between a banjo and an onion is the fact that nobody cries when you chop up a banjo?
Is it true that if you eat three plateloads of baked beans for breakfast saturday morning in anticipation of your saturday night bubble bath, you might be considered a redneck?
And last, but no way least, is it true that the main difference between "kinky" and "perverted" is that it's "kinky" when you use a feather, and "perverted" when you use the whole chicken??

My wife said to me, "Can I ask you a stupid question?"
I said, "Better than anybody."

Hi Wayne:
Have you retired yet?? & did your ever find your Emmons P/P you were looking fer??

Dear Wayne,

Some of my steel guitar buddies have been trashing me behind my back ever since I bought a keyless model. Should I ignore their pointing and whispering or confront them and resolve this issue.

Signed.... "Keyless in Seattle"

Wayne,
I'm sure you have seen the keyed verses keyless thread and all of the friction it has going? What are your thoughts on this touchy subject?

Yeah! What does playing a keyless guitar remind you of?

Dave Z

Wayne, Have you ever dreamed you were awake and woke up and you were asleep?

Wayne,

If acceptable tone is all in the hands, why do my ears hurt?

Allen Peterson

Dear Wayne: I am trying to tune my steel, but the scents of my two skunks are overwhelming my sense of cents sharp or flat.
Should I buy a new boat?

Wayne,,,,, oh Wayne,,,,,,,
Those with inquiring minds are waiting breathlessly for your answers!!!!!