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Posted: **3 Jan 2004 4:11 pm**

I say this case be presented before Judge Jody....a case of Scotch that is......

[This message was edited by HowardR on 03 January 2004 at 04:58 PM.]

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 4:14 pm**

Here are the Lyrics to the Urologists Lament

" A Satisfied Finger" lyrics by Dr. Isaac Bendover"

How Many Times
Have You Heard People Say
If I had his Finger
I would do things my Way

But Little They know
That a Finger Like Mine
Is So Hard to find
Only One in a Million
With a Finger Like Mine.

Hi Howard The Doctor will see you now..

Eric Its OY VEY not oi vey..are you part French or what?

Call a doctor Im having one of those nights again...Locks we need locks we need Bagels and Locks..Hey Joey get the Bagels and dont forget the LOX Oy Vey..

edited to change fingers....The Thumb is next

Tennis anyone???

Edited again...Howard I'm back I was at a Urologists convention up at the Finger Lakes

Keep in touch

or touch and keep...

edited again Sorry I had taken the wrong glove mistakingly..I had the catchers Mitt.[This message was edited by Jody Carver on 03 January 2004 at 04:23 PM.]

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 4:25 pm**

You dont like it???????????

SUE ME.

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 4:41 pm**

Jody, all we'd have to do is plead insanity....no court on this earth would contest that..

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 5:03 pm**

Howard
Speak for yourself Im sane,,its the others
who are screwy

Son Of Sam
Charles Mansons advisor.

You notice how quiet it is?? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Case dismissed on grounds of Howards confession that he is incompetant to stand trial.

Me? I lost my vertical knee lever and I cant get up

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 5:13 pm**

Chris,question for you.Are you somehow related to Earl Scruggs?

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Posted: **3 Jan 2004 6:02 pm**

You had to bring in banjo players?

I'm moving this to Torts and Parking Violations

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h0ward
-Barrister-

[This message was edited by HowardR on 03 January 2004 at 06:09 PM.]

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 6:09 pm**

Eric, Jody & Howard,
PLEASE keep your great humors out of this thread, or b0b may possibly move it there for me to moderate. Yikes!!!!

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 6:13 pm**

OK, isn't the MSA guitar made of a polymer? That is, PLASTIC? So, IMO, calling it a Tupperware guitar is only a rib, and should not be taken as anything more. As far as the guitars go, I don't know, I've never seen one. But the people who've got 'em, like 'em.
Again, it's only my opinion, but this lawsuit falls into the "McDonald's coffee" file. Gives lawyers a bad name (as is they needed any help), and ties up the litigants when they've GOT to have better things to do! Bobbe's got a store to run, and Reese has guitars to build and sell.
Besides, it lookls to me like this case has already been tried here on the Forum.
Will the jury rise (if you guys are able)??

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 6:22 pm**

Overruled

back to banjo players.....or urologists[This message was edited by HowardR on 03 January 2004 at 06:22 PM.]

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 6:47 pm**

Chris
The Court asks you to answer Damirs question

Speak now or forever hold your piece?

Sidebar..will the 5 string banjo player please take the stand..

Urologists are exempt from further questioning..There will be no examining gloves used for DNA evidence.

The line forms at the "rear" boys now that Dr.Bend Overs back in town.

I once had a urologist who was a banjo player, I couldnt stand him..he always played "fingers on fire" and boy did he burn me up.

You think were'e nuts?? your'e nuts for reading this..dum de dum de dum.[This message was edited by Jody Carver on 03 January 2004 at 06:52 PM.]

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 7:00 pm**

Too much!

Well, personally, I'm outa this thread. I've clowned it up enough because it is a sad state of affairs.

Jody, maybe we can find some other thread to terrorize. I'm tired of being the butt of these jokes anyhow.

<pre>the Finger Lakes, that was a good one...</pre>

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 7:19 pm**

Ok
The proceedings shall continue as Howard and
myself leave for the Finger Lakes.

This will resolve itself just as others in the past.

Go to your corners and come out and make peace. Visit a childrens hospital and see how un-important this really is.

Aloha Adios Goodbye and So Long and as Howard
would say...Good Night Mrs.Calabash wherever
you are. Who the hell is Mrs.Calabash anyway Howard?

Hold down the applause..we will both get a big head....it wasnt nothin you can tell by the applause.

Happy New Year I think?

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 7:29 pm**

Dr.Bend Overs back in town

Hell of a song title there!

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 7:33 pm**

I know I said I wouldn't close it unless the principals complained, but too much of this topic is gross, over-the-top crap that has nothing to do with steel players.

I'm ashamed of you folks. It's locked.

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System Administrator

Posted: **3 Jan 2004 7:33 pm**

I'm sorry but the Karmic, Vedic, Kangaroo, Magna Carta, Common Law Court of Musical Justice that I was once a barrister in is temporarily suspended, and now in permamant recess.

The Penal Department was informed by Mr. Babineaux that the Alligators™ we were using for our Rehabilitation Program™ are refusing to eat those convicted because of a recent Mad People Disease™.

Can't say that I/We blame them.

I suppose that we could hold a "special session"...

Maybe after the gig tonight.

Hon Judge Ericeaux Maleaux Flambeaux Thibodeaux, Retired.

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