The Steel Guitar Forum

....quote...I'VE FOUND THAT MOOSES MOSTLY TELL YOU TO TURN IT DOWN. MOOSES AND ELKS....

...and also, many of them won't let the band wear hats on the bandstand...(because "no hats" is a club policy)!

<SMALL>....many of them won't let the band wear hats on the bandstand</SMALL>

I don't have a problem with that. It only means they all wish to admire my perfectly shaped dome. After all, God made onle a few perfect heads. He put hair on the rest to cover up his mistakes.

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I'm not fat! I'm horzontally enhanced!