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Posted: 9 Feb 2008 3:30 am
by David L. Donald
Rebar rusts and they knew this in 1919.
Heck, Flanders fields were FILLed with rusting bars.
This picture goes to show:
NEVER let abject fashion victims
determine your housing status.
You will inevitably end up with...
you guessed it.
NOTHING!
Posted: 9 Feb 2008 11:39 am
by Alan Brookes
Hush as you read this. I used to work for the Birmingham City Council.
That's me in the back row under the RM in Bi
rmingham. These weren't the people responsible for housing decisions: they were the Chess Team... we had just won the league that year.
Posted: 9 Feb 2008 6:20 pm
by David L. Donald
Alan you fashion sense has greatly improved!
Posted: 9 Feb 2008 10:17 pm
by Alan Brookes
Working in the Audit Office of the City Treasurer's Dept., you pretty well had to wear a dark suit, white shirt and sober tie every day. Now I live in California I only wear ties at weddings and funerals.
Nothing reappears
Posted: 8 Mar 2008 8:12 pm
by David L. Donald
Nothing reared it's ugly head and was not seen.
http://science.howstuffworks.com/hole-in-universe.htm
Since it's not there, now we know where it is!
Posted: 9 Mar 2008 6:17 am
by Jim Mitchell
Alan Brookes wrote:David L. Donald wrote:...Your Local Council moving you forward into tomorrow, kicking and screaming, like it or not.
The Birmingham City Council has caused more damage to Birmingham than the blitz ever did.
A Pilot flying an American Air Lines Boeing 747 was flying into Germany’s Frankford Airport.
He had the placards of the landing strips and their numbers but was not sure of the right one to touch down on
When the Pilot call the control tower for help on his approach to the run way
The tower got very snotie and said.
“ What is the mater are you new at this have you not ever flown into Frankford before. “
The Pilot said.
“ No I am not new at this I have flown into Frankford many times in 1943 on a Boeing Aircraft I never bothered to land “
Posted: 9 Mar 2008 8:32 am
by James Morehead
Nothing ventured nothing gained--so far.
Re: Nothing reappears
Posted: 9 Mar 2008 10:33 pm
by Alan Brookes
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 1:27 am
by David L. Donald
I thought my life was seeming a trifle...
achchhmmm,... pause.... drummer Puhleeze
Empty!
Re: Nothing reappears
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 6:14 am
by James Morehead
Awe now, Be careful Alan, lest you get something out of the nothing thread from last month. You COULD find yourself off topic!!
Of course, the fine would amount to---well----nothing!!
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 7:31 am
by Ray Minich
Nothing for a month?
Now that's really something! (Or is it nothing?)
No thong for a month would be something...
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 7:36 am
by David L. Donald
Rayyyyyy.. nothing would be better
than thinking of you in a thong...
nothing
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 8:48 am
by Craig Reed
I've received a lot of posts about nothing lately, and sure enough it ain't.
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 10:58 am
by Jim Mitchell
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 11:05 am
by David L. Donald
Last nothing for 250 parsecs.
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 12:24 pm
by Michael Douchette
Ok, fresh something time again... Deal or No Deal hottie...
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 3:18 pm
by Richard Sevigny
C'mon Michael, this is the nothing thread.
She's wearing improper attire!
That's right, she's supposed to wear no....
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 6:46 pm
by David L. Donald
Richard if that means everyone else here
should be wearing nothing.
Oh please mind: GO BLANK, NOW!!!!!!
Ah nothingness, blessed nothingness
oooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmsssssssssllllllllaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
oooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmsssssssssllllllllaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
oooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmsssssssssllllllllaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
oooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmsssssssssllllllllaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 7:41 pm
by Alan Brookes
I'm typing this wearing nothing. Yes, folks, it's another first for the Forum; the first ever fully frontal fully naked post.
Yes, I'm letting it all hang out, as we used to say in the 60s.
...or was that something about holding your own ?
I guess things dim with the passage of time.
Who will be the first to streak across the Forum?
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 8:31 pm
by David Doggett
She can keep her shoes on.
Alan, you need to put everything back on so we can get that picture out of our minds and back to something.
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 8:42 pm
by Richard Sevigny
Inspired by Alan's post...
...here's me wandering the south forty with
nothing on!
Yeah, the wife says I need to shave my back...
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 10:18 pm
by Duane Reese
I take it then that you prefer the Sho-Buds with the
wide pedals, heh heh ... Uhh...
Posted: 10 Mar 2008 10:58 pm
by David L. Donald
Something like this I suspect.
Posted: 11 Mar 2008 9:45 am
by Edward Meisse
I'm not going to read through all twenty some odd pages of this to find out. But it would be a crime if a great Gershwin tune didn't get mentioned here. To wit:
"I've got Plenty of Nothin' (and nothin's plenty for me)"
Hey, the timing for it is pretty good too, eh?
Posted: 11 Mar 2008 10:57 am
by basilh
Because I'd Nothing to do I searched and on Page 9 of this thread is :-
ELLA FITZGERALD
I Got Plenty O' Nuttin
I got plenty of nothing
And nothing's plenty for me
I got no car - got no mule
I got no misery
Folks with plenty of plenty
They've got a lock on the door
Afraid somebody's gonna rob 'em
While their out (a) making more - what for
I got no lock on the door - that's no way to be
They can steal the rug from the floor - that's ok with me
'cause the things that I prize - like the stars in the skies - are all free
I got plenty of nothing
And nothing's plenty for me
I got my gal - got my song
(I) got heaven the whole day long
- got my gal - got my love - got my song
Got my Steel Guitar
ELLA FITZGERALD
It's Here ;
Click Something
