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Sooooo.........., what did she say about "Murder On Music Row"?

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Tommy Minnier
JCH S/D10 3&4

Her Harley has two Captain Seats. Side by side. Her Leather coat was made by slaughtering a herd of cows and shes fugly.Of course this is being said by a man who turned down being on the cover of Playgirl.

OK boys....Tell me how you really feel about overweight women.

Some prefer "fluffy" women. It also has to do with age. At 62 I have found my criteria has changed considerably from what I had at 25 or even 40.... with breathing being the main criteria..

I'm sure if Swynona was to read this thread, she would laugh her ass off. Of course that would take her 3 years, 2 months and 16 days to do so!

You guys kill me. Can't stop laughing.

Kathryn, it's not her weight that bothers me. My wife is no slim lady. It's more in the way she presents herself.



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Carter D10 8p/10k
Richard Sinkler BS, www.sinkler.com

Many of the wrold's greatest singers are "overweight". Ella and Aretha come to mind immediately. While Wynonna isn't quite in that league, she is a good singer, in my opinion.

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Yes Les, that would be me. You've been peeking again

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Carter D10 8p/10k
Richard Sinkler BS, www.sinkler.com

<SMALL>Be honest, how many posters to this forum have to go on "instrument flight rules" to haul out Mr. Happy for a trip to the john because the ol' beer gut keeps you from gazing down on your best friend? </SMALL>

And Tinsman and Abend think they can out do you? Not in this lifetime! BTW through vigorous exercise, proper dieting and good clean living, I have been able to maintain my streamlined physique............... ............................................ .........................................and I am lying through my teeth too!

<FONT SIZE=1 COLOR="#8e236b"><p align=CENTER>[This message was edited by b0b on 19 May 2000 at 06:15 PM.]</p></FONT>

I think the three standard rules go something like this (No, I didn't make these rules! And yes, they apply to women AND men!)

1. You can be "sexy", or...
2. You can be "fat"
3. But you CAN'T be both at the same time! (no use even tryin')

Wrong, Donny. Some of us find skinny women very un-sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I shouldn't have dissed Wynonna, but those were the two best fat jokes I have. Actually I'm 30-35 lbs. overweight myself.

I knew it was time to lose weight when I got on a crowded elevator, and I was the only person in there.

Then I heard the Steel Guitar Trivia Question: Who weighs more... Herb Steiner or Santo and Johnny?

I'm now on a diet. Actually, I'm on two diets... I can't get enough to eat with one.



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Herb's Steel Guitar Homesite

IMHO there are no ugly, fat women.

Some are just barely beautiful !


Terry

It's not even the fact that she's a fat pig. They're are a lot of fat people in the world. But, her attiude is for sh$t! She thinks that she's Gods gift to man. Or, at least comes off that way. Have you ever seen this tank on a talk show? What a wise ass!

Her sister is a knockout but seems to have that family trait of snobishness. Who cares. I never liked their music anyway.

In all honesty, I find BBWs and Pleasingly Plumpers very sexy and attractive, and I have been known to get "Lost in the Feeling" . Most of the centerfold type glamour queens are so damn self centered that a good relationship would be hard to maintain. Give me a sexy "Phat Gal", and I'll have a good time.

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kd...and the beat goes on...

BTW, what did she say about "Murder....."?

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kd...and the beat goes on...

Wonder what tent maker made her outfits on the last country music award show?

Jeff

I guess I'm done here. Could someone pass the pork roast.

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Carter D10 8p/10k
Richard Sinkler BS, www.sinkler.com

Yes, by the way what was the ?
Theresa

As one of my co-workers once said, there are no ugly women,but she is just barely purty. He also said fat people don't make love, they just spawn.

Jeff...to answer your question,it was Omar the Tent Maker...and I'm still waiting to hear what she said about "Murder"

I guess I'm still hungry. Naomi is a sweetheart.

I believe Murder is what she does to MOST songs she sings.

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Carter D10 8p/10k
Richard Sinkler BS, www.sinkler.com

Gosh, will somebody send me some Prozac, Heroin, Cyanide or something. I can't take it any more. HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

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Carter D10 8p/10k
Richard Sinkler BS, www.sinkler.com

<FONT SIZE=1 COLOR="#8e236b"><p align=CENTER>[This message was edited by Richard Sinkler on 20 May 2000 at 01:44 PM.]</p></FONT>