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Posted: **12 Mar 2008 12:37 pm**

John
That's a good'n. I like that one.

Jack D. Carr

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 12:41 pm**

chris....now look what you started....the 'bauer hour'!

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 12:56 pm**

Chris,
I got a few more you may (or not) enjoy.

Hank Wonnon
Mike D'Amp
Jack D. Carr
Jimmy DeLocke
Jerry Rigg
Phil DeGlasses
and the ever popular... Jack Mehoff.

Joe

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 1:57 pm**

oh man, joe...jack mehoff made me laugh out loud. shows what kinda class i've got...like calling the bowling alley and paging mike hunt!

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 2:17 pm**

Cash Price

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 2:31 pm**

One of my favorite ALT bands are ,THOSE POOR BASTARDS.DYKBC.

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 2:58 pm**

Rock Hardson

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:00 pm**

I can't seem to stop doing this.

Dewey Wantom
Leah Daily
Al Katraz
Willy Doer
Willy O'Wonty
Walter Wichen
Mo TaKah
Sylvia Smother
Sonja Dresser
Sanja Lapp
Bette Hildooer
Frank Einstein
Hoss Trader
Al Ma'moder
Al Waysright
Glayds Kanby

Joe

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:00 pm**

Dick Goesinya

I also considered Whydonya Cutyurcockoff cuz it had a nice Yourapeein feel.

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:03 pm**

chris ivey wrote:...like calling the bowling alley and paging mike hunt!

I actually heard that (repeatedly) at an airport about 3 years ago. Oh, man, some people are sooo naive! $:\$
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Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:04 pm**

I used to play with a woman who used "Sandy Beach". Her first name really was Sandy. I asked her why she used "Beach" and she said "Because I am"!

That was around the time that I started using "Bobby Lee Quasar". According to the dictionary, a quasar is "a radioactive stellar object". I sorta liked that notion, and I figured that nobody would mistake Quasar for a real last name. Wrong! An interview in print referred to me as "Mr. Quasar".

I knew a guy who went by "Les Tarr" and called his band "The MFT's". You have to be a certain age to get that one.

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:13 pm**

I held back, but since there's now been a similar suggestion--

Jack Inhoff

(Bandleader introducing instrumental: "Now here's our steel player, Jack Inhoff!")

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:14 pm**

There's a disc jockey around here called Justin Case. Used to be band called Slim Chance and the Survivors. We started to name our band Broken Wind, but the wives wouldn't go for it.

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:19 pm**

I kinda like "Glayds Kanby." I think that might be the best "non-inuendo" name I've come up with. If I was a female singer, I think I'd be Glayds Kanby.

Joe

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:20 pm**

Steely Dan

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:20 pm**

Chic Maggnett and the Hoof Hearted Boys

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:41 pm**

If you Google "Hugh G. Rection" or similar you can find thousands of amusing names. They even have musician lists for the whole band: i.e. background singer E. Norma Stitts, etc etc.

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 3:54 pm**

b0b

that wouldn't have been Mr. Lucky Strike would it ?

He always went by LSMFT

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 4:00 pm**

There are two families in this town with what I consider very unfortunate last names:

Dikauff, and Dikaut. Both German I think. I guess if I had that Dikauff name, I'd have called my son Issy A.

Joe

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 4:10 pm**

THE FLORIDA MOUNTAIN BOYS

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 4:28 pm**

Neil Evers

Justin Tonation

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 4:54 pm**

Key Ofell
Shi Thead

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 5:18 pm**

not for me but some gal picker:

Anne O'Rexia

nice Irish gal, but skinny....

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 5:51 pm**

Talk about unfortunate, there was a politician around in the 1980's by the name of Richard Phelan. That last name was pronounced, "faylin."

Posted: **12 Mar 2008 6:14 pm**

I worked with a Guy At General Electric Co in the 80's Named Richard Dangler, Nicknamed, You Guessed it "Dick"

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