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WHAT I WOULD LIKE ON MY TOMBSTONE

Posted: 7 Nov 2007 6:30 pm
by Keith Junot
with all due respect .... i would like ..... LOOK , HE'S MOVING !!

Posted: 8 Nov 2007 6:09 am
by Frank Parish
It's better to have loved and lost than live with a psycho the rest of your friggin life!

I outlived the b****!

Posted: 8 Nov 2007 12:16 pm
by Bo Legg
Frank Parish...
I outlived the b****!
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Old Steelers never die.

Posted: 8 Nov 2007 12:45 pm
by Bob Doran
They just slide away.
Bob

On tombstone--(try again)

Posted: 8 Nov 2007 12:46 pm
by Bob Doran
Old steelers never die; they just slide away.

Posted: 8 Nov 2007 2:18 pm
by David Ziegler
Hey! The grass realy WAS greener on the other side!

Posted: 8 Nov 2007 5:17 pm
by Alan Brookes
Where am I ? Who put the lights out ?

THIS would be my preferred choice................

Posted: 9 Nov 2007 8:38 am
by Ray Montee
That's okay, you go ahead, I'll wait.

Posted: 9 Nov 2007 11:26 am
by R. D. Miller
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Posted: 9 Nov 2007 2:37 pm
by Phil Sikes
Being an old blues player,

"I Didn't Wake up this Mornin'"

Posted: 9 Nov 2007 5:47 pm
by Alan Brookes
Phil Sikes wrote:Being an old blues player,
"I Didn't Wake up this Mornin'"
Do you mind if I write a song around that line ? I'm serious, by the way. ;-)

Posted: 9 Nov 2007 5:57 pm
by basilh
For a minute I thought it was :-

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Or EVEN :-

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Posted: 9 Nov 2007 7:15 pm
by Phil Sikes
Be my guest Alan, It is not an original line but I sure can't remember where I first heard it.

Phil

Dont mess!

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 1:50 pm
by Dale Gray
He was told not to mess with the buffalo! Dale
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Posted: 15 Dec 2007 2:26 pm
by John Roche
I'm Dead Right

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 2:37 pm
by John Roche
This could be for our own Bill Hankey..

Death is potential to that Man
Who dies—and to his friend—
Beyond that—unconspicuous
To Anyone but God—

Of these Two—God remembers
The longest—for the friend—
Is integral—and therefore
Itself dissolved—of God


It's a joke Bill...

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Posted: 15 Dec 2007 2:49 pm
by Ernest Cawby
HE IS NOT HERE
"HE HAS RISEN"

ERNIE

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 3:12 pm
by Victor Eaton
HELLO ALL
Anyone remember spike milligans headstone it read I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL .

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 5:49 pm
by Richard Sinkler
Since I am donating my body to science, I don't think I'll need a tombstone.

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 6:05 pm
by Jack Francis
I was asked once to conduct a funeral for a gentleman that I didn't know...when I got to the man's house I talked with his widow and his daughter.

I mentioned that I didn't recognize her husband's name and she said, "Old Charley wasn't of your faith but he respected your church and it's people and always said that if he was to join any church it would be yours", so we decided to have you conduct the services." I said that I'd be honored to do anything I could.

When I got to the funeral home with some people to help with the singing and a short service and talk, I didn't see "Charley" and was told by his widow that he was giving his body to science and that his parts were probably pretty well scattered around the bay area....When she said that I was waiting to hear a rimshot but didn't hear it.

Nice folks and a well received service though.

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 9:21 pm
by Robbie Bossert
Robert Woodrow Bossert
1966-2066
Husband, Father, Decent Guy
"I Tried My Best"

Robbie

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 9:37 pm
by Al Marcus
"I've Been Everywhere but HERE"....al.:):)

Posted: 15 Dec 2007 11:56 pm
by Stephen Gambrell
pigeon dookey.

Posted: 16 Dec 2007 12:11 am
by Henry Nagle
Good one, Al!

Posted: 16 Dec 2007 9:12 am
by Tony Smart
Death is but a figment of the Expiration...

If you thought playing Steel was hard , try getting to the top in this business.