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After seeing some of these posts, it must be a slow day down at the home.

nothing (noun)....what you have after two divorces

Sometimes it's what you have after a marriage.

Richard Sevigny wrote: Getting NOTHING in your stocking would be the ultimate insult

Stealing your last stocking would be worse.
Especially by someone who doesn't need one!

I want for nothing.

0. Nothing backwards is Gnihton.

0. Nothing alphabetically is Ghinnot.

0. Nothing’s frequency of occurrence of letters, in descending order, is n (twice), and g, h, i, o, and t (once each).

0. Nothing divided by itself is Nothitselfing.

0. Nothing divided by ten is Nothin.g

0. Nothing transposed one letter in the alphabet is Opuijoh.

0. Nothing has no one-word anagrams of itself, but is a partial anagram of Washington, checking account, high definition television, Grand Unified Theory, Gregorian chant, neon light, nightgown, post-hypnotic suggestion, Thousand Island dressing, law of diminishing returns, vanishing point, among other things, and ring out the old ring in the new.

...and the following words can be made out of NOTHING

NOT, GOT, HOT, TON, TIN, THIN, GOTH, THING, IN, ON, INN, NOG, HIT, GIT, HINT, TONG, NIT, GIN, GO, NO, TO, HO, HI, GOIT, NON, IT.

That's not bad, 26 words out of a word with only seven letters, 27 if you count the word NOTHING itself.

Alan, you forgot THONG.

I'm not going to tempt fate by posting a pic

So who can post "nothing" in morse code?
(I'd have to quote the captain of the Dallas in "Hunt for the Red October"...something about "playmate of the year measurements...")

Now that's what I call a thong !!
A Beautiful Mk 1 Long scale.

-. --- - .... .. -. --.

The above is N-O-T-H-I-N-G in Morse
Below is Happy New Year

but presumably the "Hams" are in another QTH ! as my CQ appears QSD..

.... .- .--. .--. -.-- / -. . .-- / -.-- . .- .-.

(Oh, and to think a thong used to be called a G-string)

1/0

The trouble with doing nothing is you don't know when your done.
Nothing to see here, move along.

Kinda like the fireworks on the needle this year? man someone got fired. BTW it was nice meeting you this Sat. I think Im done with that band,,1st and last show. I cant take that guitarist

I hear you, Steve. I felt for you. Playing steel with an out of tune band is a real nightmare.
Happy New Year buddy.

I once had a boss that did nothing, and always had his assistant helping him do it!!
CAN NOTHING STOP THIS MADDNESS!!!!

Lowell Whitney wrote:CAN NOTHING STOP THIS MADDNESS!!!!

Nothing is the CAUSE of all this madness

Tis all for naught!

Happy New Year!

I have just read 15 pages...............of nothing..zilch!!
Could be you folks are on to "something"here?

uh oh

As a New Year's Resolution I decide to stop watching this thread, so, I clicked on the "Stop watching this thread" button and as far as I can tell nothing hasn't happened since !
Up until now I've been getting messages telling me I'm watching nothing, now there's nothing !

So how am I to know if there nothing happening ?

I didnt do nothin for new years and thats my resolution,,nothin

Nothing is happening.

Happy New Year Scott..and that's "fer Nothin'"

I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing