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If you eat NOTHING you will die.

NOTHING to worry about...everybody who ate red tomatoes before 1901 is dead !!

Most of them are, but there are hundreds of 111 yr. olds still alive.

Alan Brookes wrote:Most of them are, but there are hundreds of 111 yr. olds still alive.

...and some are still performing on stage__ just ask Willie Nelson.
Some will say that Willie is not actually alive; but NOTHING could be further from the truth.
It's the strings on his guitar that are dead!

Alan Brookes wrote:Most of them are, but there are hundreds of 111 yr. olds still alive.

BUT...did they eat tomatoes ???

I guess that's a NO as in NOTHING !?!?

None of this makes sense, but I guess that's SOMETHING. Heaven forbid, and all that in the NOTHING genre. Phooey.



phred

Paul Graupp wrote:I guess that's a NO as in NOTHING !?!?

Not NO-THING, NO-MATOES.

Nothing rhymes with orange.

b0b wrote:Nothing rhymes with orange.

It does NOT!!!!

ORANGE you glad it doesn't ??

b0b wrote:Nothing rhymes with orange.

...nor Month, nor Silver nor Purple.

But since the word Orange was originally French, pronounced orrarnj, it rhymes with the French word Mange, (from which comes our word Munch.)

In the English of the middle ages, Orange rhymed with Munch.

What about the Maple Syruple for waffles?

I think Garrison Keeler (SP ??) once said the Maple Syrup Council preferred that it be used only on pancakes. That was before the Waffle House franchise opened so think NOTHING of it !

Paul Graupp wrote:I think Garrison Keeler (SP ??) once said the Maple Syrup Council preferred that it be used only on pancakes. That was before the Waffle House franchise opened so think NOTHING of it !

I thought NOTHING of it Paul; and NOTHING happened.
I've worked out, and eaten healthy for so long now, it seems NOTHING would make me feel better than two chili dogs with onions and a large chocolate shake.

Rick, come to Atlanta and I'll take you to The Varsity. Two all the way dogs, onion rings and a big FO (Frosted Orange). Ain't nothing like it!

That seems like a list of everything my doctor told me to keep away from.

Roger Crawford wrote:Rick, come to Atlanta and I'll take you to The Varsity. Two all the way dogs, onion rings and a big FO (Frosted Orange). Ain't nothing like it!

I'm knocking on your door, Roger.
Baked sweet potato, peas and carrots, spinach, beets, and flax seed bread are good; but NOTHING makes me FEEL as good as a chili dog.
Cabernet Sauvignon and French cheese come close, but NOTHING will please the disciminating palette like a gourmet chili dog.

It seems like 2 to 3 thousand people view this topic in a month...surely not all of them are from this Forum ! I cannot figure out who they are or where they might be from. IRAN...Nawwww ! Cruise ships...perhaps. Waiting in your welfare line for a check ? Maybe !!

Any good thinking would help me understand NOTHING, right ??

Regards, Paul

Personally, I prefer a bacon sandwich with ketchup, but I have no problem with a chili dog.

My doctor, on the other hand, would recommend broccoli, cauliflower, lettuce, carrots, eggplant, etc., all of which have almost nothing in calories, and none of which I eat. (But don't tell him.)

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Someone else with nothing to say.

Alan,
Does your doctor wear a leopard skin pill box hat...