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Posted: **24 Apr 2003 6:10 am**

I always liked "The Snowing" song.

Snowing that your door is always open
and your path is free to walk.

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Posted: **24 Apr 2003 7:33 am**

"Secret Asian Man" ... (Secret Agent Man)

"I'm a toad in a Cup" ... (Mamma told me not to Come).

"My Bellamy" ... (My Belle Amie)

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Posted: **24 Apr 2003 10:22 am**

The last line of America's National Anthem is a prime example:

.....and the home of the brave..PLAY BALL!

Posted: **24 Apr 2003 12:17 pm**

Lead singer in a band I was once in sang, "Moonless Past" instead of "Moonlit path" in San Antonio Rose.

In another band I was in, the guitar player was singing I Love the Way You Love Me. I noticed that the "Sappy old movies" line wasn't coming out too clear. I just had to ask him what he was saying there. He told me: "Sabado movies"... And he doesn't even speak Spanish.

[This message was edited by Jason Stillwell on 24 April 2003 at 01:20 PM.]

Posted: **24 Apr 2003 3:47 pm**

I was picking one night in a dive in Clarksville, TN. The singer was singing "I Had A Beautiful Time" - Haggard.
Instead of:
I poured out my feelings
While you poured the wine
He sang:
I pulled out my - - - - -
While you poured the wine.

I thought I was gonna fall off my pac-a-seat.

Posted: **24 Apr 2003 4:43 pm**

How about the drunk lady in Cheyenne, wanted to hear "Funny Butt?"
I said,"no such song."
She said,(and this IS true)"I'm in the mood for love,
Simply because you're near me.
FUNNY BUTT when you're near me...."
Don't y'all love payin' gigs?

Posted: **25 Apr 2003 10:13 am**

Yet another "Theresa-ism"....

"Do-nuts Make My Brown Eyes Blue."

Posted: **1 May 2003 5:34 am**

Many years ago Roger Miller had a song that started out;"England swings like a pendulum do". One of the lines in the song was about the "rosy red cheeks of the little children".My youngest brother,now deceased,God rest his soul,thought it was "rosy red cheeks of the little red hen"!

Ken

Posted: **1 May 2003 9:11 am**

"Hey, won't ya play, another somebody done somebody's song wrong"

"Please degrease me let me go"

"Help me shake it through the night"

"My daddy met my mama down in Alabam, he didn't have a Trojan so here I am"

"Don't close your thighs"

Jim I'D RATHER BE STEELIN'

Posted: **1 May 2003 7:37 pm**

Once had a demanding-drunken request for the Johnny Bush song,"Green Snakes on the River", so that's what we call it now.

Posted: **2 May 2003 4:27 am**

aahhh freak out!! sung and WRITTEN DOWN

as: A-frica!

Posted: **2 May 2003 6:49 am**

Reminds me of some Beach Boys CDs imported from Japan. On the lyric sheet for "Fun, Fun, Fun," instead of "Since he took your set of keys, you've been thinking that your fun is all through now," it was "Since he took your set of geese".

Posted: **2 May 2003 6:57 am**

On the Rascals "Groovin": Life would be ecstacy, you and me and Leslie. Should be "you and me endlessly."

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Marrs D-10, Webb 6-14E

Posted: **3 May 2003 9:09 am**

Manfred Mann doing "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like d....." I wince every time I hear it.

Posted: **3 May 2003 9:13 am**

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Yet another "Theresa-ism"....
"Do-nuts Make My Brown Eyes Blue."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now they make contacts for that - lighter - less filling.

Posted: **4 May 2003 1:03 am**

I'm amazed you've missed Elvis' laughing version of " Are You Lonesome Tonight" where he deliberately sings
"Do you gaze at your bald head,
and wish you had hair?"
Cheers
Dave

Posted: **4 May 2003 4:20 am**

and let's not forget that all time canadian native request

slow motion walter ...the fire engine guy...

also known as smoke on the water..fire in the sky

[This message was edited by Wayne Brown on 04 May 2003 at 05:21 AM.]

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