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Posted: 2 Dec 2005 1:00 pm
by HowardR
<SMALL> I'm cutting off our "romantic encounters"..</SMALL>
That was Lorena Bobbit....
<font face="monospace" size="3"><pre>to this day I sleep on my stomach</pre></font>
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 1:12 pm
by Larry Hamilton
Tell her from a distance that at least it isn't a $20,000+ Harley like all your friends are buying.
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Keep pickin', Larry
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 1:35 pm
by Mike Weirauch
"Look what I just bought!" So far it's worked 10 times.
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 2:05 pm
by Jim Cohen
"I only do this because I love you. Believe me, if it were up to me..."
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 3:20 pm
by Lyle Clary
Do what I did. Buy her a 2006 Dodge Charger with a HEMI. Boy does she like that car.
VVVVVVRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM. I am still shopping for a new light weight D10.
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1969 ZB Custom D10, BMI S10, 1981 Peavy Musician Mark III, 15 Inch Black Widow, custom enclosure
<font size="1" color="#8e236b"><p align="center">[This message was edited by Lyle Clary on 02 December 2005 at 03:22 PM.]</p></FONT>
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 5:02 pm
by Fred Jack
Bob C.
I tried that "I'll cut off our "romantic encounters" and it was 90 days before she knew it! Regards
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 6:28 pm
by Tony Susen
Hey, it's such a great pedal steel, I'll ALWAYS be able to get my money back if (ha! ha!) I go to sell it!!
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 6:43 pm
by Charles Dempsey
My policy is, don't ask and don't tell.
Charlie
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 7:07 pm
by Rick Nicklas
Baby, I just read on the Forum that George Strait's steel guitarist is quitting after this year and I know all his songs. All I need is a new guitar and me and you could be on the road with that old homely guy next year!!!
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Rick
Kline E9th/S-12, Session 500, Goodrich L-10k
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 7:19 pm
by Michael Barone
This is real, right now.
"Honey, please don't get me anything for Christmas. I just want a new Carter in January. I have most of it saved up already. OK?" Wife: Okay dear, as long as we get a new driveway in the spring.
Mike
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 9:27 pm
by Frank Estes
Honey, this time I am done buying! Really! This time I mean it!
Posted: 2 Dec 2005 9:42 pm
by GARYPHILLIPS
Honey I found the check book,
Her what did you do
Him now don't be mad at me, I olny use one check
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Gary Phillips
JUST-N-CASE PLUS
D-10 8/5 Desert Rose Steel Guitar
& D-10 8/5 Rains Steel Guitar
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 4:46 am
by Carl Williams
Yes I know honey, but baby doll, that other one broke on me and this solid black one stays in tune and sounds so much better according to the guys/gals on the forum--really honey!
Disclaimer: I didn't start this post honey!
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 4:51 am
by John Davis
I still reckon a previous post from "Skip"?
"Get rid of the wife and you can have as many steel guitars as you want"
Worked good for me........next one could be a !Fessy"?
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 7:22 am
by Tony Prior
oh, this is just an Investment, I have no plan on keeping it....
or you can always try this..
" Hey, chill...you bought new Shoes..I saw them in the closet "....
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 8:40 am
by Roger Francis
Honey, I bought a new bar and it comes with a free Steel guitar, the bar was 2500.00 but the steel is FREE, and have i told you lately how much i love your long blonde hair.
She said go ahead and take the deal, make sure it has free shipping, sell the guitar for 2500.00, and that i would have a free 2500.00 bar,Hmmmmm i guess the other 9 won't work either.<font size="1" color="#8e236b"><p align="center">[This message was edited by Roger Francis on 03 December 2005 at 09:56 AM.]</p></FONT>
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 10:46 am
by Brett Anderson
" Honey, I hear there's a new mall opening. What do you say we go try out the new Visa that just came in the mail? I was just looking in the closet and I just don't think the 148 pairs of shoes is going to be enough to get you through this winter. Oh, by the way, there's a smoking deal on a new Zum on the forum." Or guys just remember " It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission"
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 6:12 pm
by Jim Bob Sedgwick
For Bob Carlucci: Your plan won't work. You don't know where her romantic episodes are occurring.
Posted: 3 Dec 2005 9:49 pm
by Bruce Meyer
Buy all your guitars the same color and hope she doesn't pay attention to details. I can testify that this works, sometimes.
Posted: 4 Dec 2005 6:05 am
by Steven Black
Honey, I had to move all the furniture down stairs to make room for our new furniture set comming tomorrow, Desert Rose steel Guitar home furnishings will be delivering it.
Posted: 4 Dec 2005 6:28 am
by Donny Hinson
Box? What big box? Oh, <u>that</u> one. Honey, remember when I bought my last pedal steel guitar, and you sald that if I ever bought another guitar, you'd be filing for a divorce?
Well, where do you want me to sign?
Posted: 4 Dec 2005 7:00 am
by Bob Smith
"Im gonna sell all my other guitars ,after, i get this one"
Posted: 4 Dec 2005 7:50 am
by Joey Ace
I couldn't resist. This is exactly like the one I was playing when I first met you, the best day of my life....
Posted: 4 Dec 2005 8:05 am
by HowardR
Honey, I'd really like to buy a new guitar.
Oh wait, I just remembered that I'm not married.
Problem solved!
Posted: 5 Dec 2005 7:20 pm
by John Coffman
Oh this model has the special feature that helps me play like a professional. I just haven't engaged it yet. I want to save it for a special event. My trip to the dog house LOL
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Thomas SD10 3/4 and D10 8/5 Beginner