Posted: 14 May 2009 2:37 am
My dad used to tell me that "Insurance is gambling against yourself, and you have to lose to win the pay off!"
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Posted: 14 May 2009 3:37 am
Paradise is knowing the sun has risen. B.H.
Posted: 14 May 2009 3:45 am
Make sure that when you speak your words are sweet and light, You may have to eat them someday...
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:01 am
Confusïous.....say.."Swinging chain means warm seat !!"
Confusious ..say..."Man and woman lie on hill....not on lavel!!
Confusious ..say..."Man and woman lie on hill....not on lavel!!
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:22 am
"No matter where you go...there you are"
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:33 am
Never make a bet with a golfer on the first tee who has a dark sun tan, squinty eyes and a one iron in his bag.
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:42 am
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
You can tune a steel guitar but you can't tuna fish.
You can tune a steel guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:42 am
"A man that don't lie got nothing to say"...
"Love is a many splendid thing"...
Lester "Roadhog" Moran
"Love is a many splendid thing"...
Lester "Roadhog" Moran
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:56 am
You will meet women one day who will love you for a short time but then they will leave you for a much better man . These men are called steel guitar players .
Posted: 14 May 2009 5:02 am
If you keep doing what you've been doing
You'll keep getting what you've been getting
You'll keep getting what you've been getting
Posted: 14 May 2009 7:11 am
Being naked means ya ain't got any clothes on.
Being Nekkid means ya ain't got any clothes on and yer probably doin' somethin' ya shouldn't outta.
Lewis Grizzard
Being Nekkid means ya ain't got any clothes on and yer probably doin' somethin' ya shouldn't outta.
Lewis Grizzard
Posted: 14 May 2009 8:01 am
Never monkey with another monkey's monkey!
If it aint broke, don't fix it.
To err is human, to really screw up requires a computer!
If it aint broke, don't fix it.
To err is human, to really screw up requires a computer!
Posted: 14 May 2009 8:20 am
always meet a man 1/2 way ...then walk a little farther
Posted: 14 May 2009 8:34 am
"You'll put your eye out kid"
Posted: 14 May 2009 8:45 am
It is a known fact that the Speed of Light is far greater than the Speed of Sound !!!!!!!! That is why quite a few people seem quite bright until they open their mouths !!!!
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose!
The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose!
Posted: 14 May 2009 9:09 am
you know, you never really know, you know!
Posted: 14 May 2009 9:47 am
My stock reply "You can't polish a turd!" to a wannabe singer saying "But you can make me sound better in the mix", after him listening to a playback of his recorded voice. 
Posted: 14 May 2009 10:14 am
Never give a sucker an even break, and NEVER smarten up a chump.
Posted: 14 May 2009 12:06 pm
it is difficult to soar with eagle`s when you work
with turkeys.
S Campbell.
with turkeys.
S Campbell.
Posted: 14 May 2009 12:42 pm
A PSG won't float!
Posted: 14 May 2009 12:56 pm
Confucius say: "Man who spring on inner spring this spring have offspring next spring"
Posted: 14 May 2009 1:00 pm
don't be a
pin-head
n. a nitwit, a dunce, an
ignorant person
Posted: 14 May 2009 1:00 pm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Posted: 14 May 2009 4:02 pm
When all is said and done there is always more said than done.