The Steel Guitar Forum

howdy, playin the steel is like having sex, you dont have to be good at it to enjoy it, lew.

Are we playing for the door, or is this a benefit?

Barry said:

How about playing music and having sex?

When I do that, my guitar falls over and we all go tumbling to the floor.

At least with playing Steel,,,,,we know how many "strings" are attached. (the other),,,,(crap shoot at best),,,,,,

Joe

I'd choose the sex over playing Steel because I'm lazy.
It takes two hands to play the Steel.

There's less setup and tear down involved in sex so to speak.

That's a no-brainer...Here's my answer.

the best scenario is playing a great gig, meeting a very stimulating woman who raves about how well you played while you're having sex after the gig.

For some of us it is a no choice situation. Okay.....Sweet Memories........from the top.....

At least gigs can last several hours as opposed to a few seconds

I'm just 59. Wait till I finally have sex and I'll let ya' know... Jimmie

First one then the other.

At this point in my steel playing capabilities i,m better at sex and my wife agrees lol

many years ago,When we were first married. when we had sex ,even the neighbors had a cigarette,when we got done. now we have,hallway sex. I spend most nites, playing the steel ,kicking off on the g string.I remember what it was like.back then .tk

PLAYING STEEL LASTS LONGER


ERN

Joseph V. Sapp wrote:At least with playing Steel,,,,,we know how many "strings" are attached. (the other),,,,(crap shoot at best),,,,,,

Joe

Your steel wants you to go home now. LMAO!

Ernest Cawby wrote:PLAYING STEEL LASTS LONGER


ERN

Well, a song lasts not more than 3 minutes too.

Pickin for sure, Thats the only time i hear myself saying ' Ohh yeah baby'

Eer!!!...I aint saying......but I guess the first time was when I played Banjo in a Jazz Band when I was about sixteen...in the rehearsal rooms....its OK if the band are playing something like St Louis Blues....or Corine Corina........but gets a bit difficult when the next tune is something like High Society or Tiger Rag...pretty difficult to pick up all the chord changes whilst doing other things....well I guess I must have managed allright because she came back the next week to practice..... and requested us to play................as she sat on my Knee while I was playing Banjo.........Äint What You Do But The Way That You Do It !!!!!!!!

Mike Shefrin wrote:That's a no-brainer...Here's my answer.

I dunno, but it looks like you left your steel ready, anyway...

I'd say it depends on who you are playing with, and whether the "band" is a duo or a trio.

It all depends on what I'm up for at the time.

Is golf one of the choices?

Michael Douchette wrote: I dunno, but it looks like you left your steel ready, anyway...

WOW!!Mikey actually grasps the intentional, and obvious phallic symbolism in the last panel of my cartoon.

Steels don't say; "I have a headache"!