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Posted: 5 Apr 2011 4:03 pm
by Paul Graupp
Red Skelton once said he had dreamt he died and was walking in Heaven with God when He sneezed. Red said it left him with GNIHTON to say... :whoa: :whoa: :oops:

Quote of the day (true)

Posted: 5 Apr 2011 6:22 pm
by b0b
Me: "Well, now everything is hunky-dory."

Mrs Lee: "Nothing is hunky-dory!"

Posted: 7 Apr 2011 3:05 am
by Jeff Spencer
Having read a lot of these posts, I've gained NOTHING! or have I??

Posted: 7 Apr 2011 10:24 am
by Alan Brookes
This topic has gotten into a repetitive cycle, going round and round in ever-decreasing circles, eventually disappearing into its own black hole.

Nothing isn't just a word, it's also a mathematical operator. It's what you get when you divide anything by infinity. Of course, since infinity doesn't exist beyond a concept, nothing is what you approach as you divide it by larger and larger numbers. :whoa:

Posted: 7 Apr 2011 1:37 pm
by Paul Graupp
Darn Alan...I thought you had retired !! You are working too hard and getting NOTHING for it !! :whoa:

Like that lucky old sun
Got NOTHING to do
But roll around heaven all Day...

Posted: 7 Apr 2011 4:54 pm
by Alan Brookes
Being retired means I have more time to devote to the contemplation of nothing. :D

Posted: 27 Apr 2011 10:47 am
by Ray Jenkins
I still ain't learned nothing reading all this stuff :\

Posted: 27 Apr 2011 11:05 am
by Roger Crawford
Ray, don't worry, there ain't nothing to learn about nothing.

Posted: 27 Apr 2011 3:55 pm
by Paul Graupp
A heart doctor once told me I should live to be 120 years old...What would I do at 120 ?? GNIHTON !!

Posted: 27 Apr 2011 4:32 pm
by Alan Brookes
That reminds me of the guy who was told by his doctor, "You're in marvellous health. You should live to be 80." "But I'm already 82," the man replied. "Then I was right," added the doctor. :whoa:

Paul, are you living backwards in the hope that you'll eventually reach conception again ? :eek:
You seem to have an attachment to gnighton. :? :\

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 3:12 am
by Paul Graupp
Maybe you have something there, Alan !! I have always wondered why I never liked my own playing...perhaps I was looking in the wrong direction because I never heard GNIHTON !! :whoa: :oops: :whoa: :oops:

Posted: 28 Apr 2011 3:54 pm
by Alan Brookes
Have you been reading the music backwards all these years ? :eek:

Posted: 29 Apr 2011 1:46 am
by Paul Graupp
Well, not exactly backwards...try to imagine a left handed pedal steel...my Tabulature is like that. It's hard at first but now I think GNIHTON of it !!

Posted: 6 May 2011 5:10 pm
by Roger Crawford
So, what's going on here?

Posted: 6 May 2011 5:13 pm
by Alan Brookes
Nothing much. :\

Posted: 6 May 2011 8:16 pm
by Rick Collins
Alan Brookes wrote:Nothing much. :\
Which is it Alan, nothing or much? :eek:

Posted: 7 May 2011 1:00 am
by basilh
Nothing is being promulgated here !

Posted: 7 May 2011 3:34 am
by Paul Graupp
GNIHTON is DETAGLUMORP ?? :whoa: :whoa: :oops:

Posted: 7 May 2011 3:51 am
by Paul Graupp
NOTHING (21 Jul 2007 to present)
92 pages
2297 posts
90,299 views

ZB PSG (28 Oct 2002 to 19 Apr 2011)
95 pages
2368 posts
115,685 views

SHOW OFF (6 Jul 2007 to 26 Feb 2011)
37 pages
923 posts
191,841 views

GNIHTON WEN EREH !! >:-) >:-) :lol:

Posted: 7 May 2011 10:46 am
by Paul Hoaglin
Is it possible, then, for nothing to catch up to something? (And those ZB's sure are something!)

Indeed, can "nothing" ever come into being as "something" by any sort of physics- or grammar-related transformation?

It's been said that nothing exists in a vacuum. I took mine apart, and I found a whole lot of somethings in there, so I'm not sure that that's right.... :eek:

Posted: 7 May 2011 1:04 pm
by Paul Graupp
One may view
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from many angles.

That is Something that cannot be done with Nothing for there is Nothing to be seen...

:\ :\

Posted: 7 May 2011 2:51 pm
by basilh
Ah .....!! :idea:

.................Stand
Image

Posted: 7 May 2011 6:49 pm
by Allan Munro
Hmmm...
Took me a minute to work that one out Basil...
You left me feeling
Image
for a moment - but NOTHING ventured, NOTHING gained.....
('down right stupid' in case anyone is wondering)

Posted: 8 May 2011 2:05 am
by basilh
'Tis nothing, Alan.. Anytime. as for my "eye-under-stand" I knew it would be nothing to someone..

Posted: 8 May 2011 2:46 am
by Paul Graupp
You mean like...

Ground

foot
foot
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8) :\ :oops: