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b0b wrote:

Oh but they'll keep tinkering with that thing...

Now what dire warning did I issue earlier? Ah yes...

Duane Reese wrote:Whoops, here it comes boys... Heads up!

Oops, complete planet flush!

Hey Duane..

..do they call that the "Sphincter Galaxy"?



Sorry, I know it's nothing to laugh at.

Planet Flatulence?

Get the dis-CERNing answer here.

Figured as much!

This discussion is verging towards the infinite, and infinity is a long way from nothing unless you divide by it.

Actually, you can't do anything with infinity.

You can't have 1 + ∞ because that number would be bigger than ∞, and by definition nothing is bigger than ∞.

You can't have 2 x ∞ for the same reason.

Wow, it must be really big, in fact I'm really impressed.

√ ∞ ∆ ≤ µΩ

David L. Donald wrote:√ ∞ ∆ ≤ µΩ

NOTHING irritates more than people using foreign languages on the forum.
DD, if you're trying to show that you can do something with infinity.... But √ ∞, that's infinity or it's nothing.
You are toying with my sensibilities....

Somebody's kicked all of the sand out of the sandbox and now we are left with nothing...

Now NOTHING is just a bunch of &#i*.

I was trying for 'square root of infinity'.

Nothing will (n)ever be the same without Donna!

David L. Donald wrote:I was trying for 'square root of infinity'.

Infinity has no square root, because it's not a number, it's a concept.
No matter how big a number you have, if you square it you end up with a bigger number (assuming the number is bigger than 1), but that number will always be less than infinity.
Let's face it, everything is less than infinity.

David L. Donald wrote:Nothing will (n)ever be the same without Donna!

...but what is the square root of Donna ?

Maybe, since Donna is not a square, we need a round root, or a root of indeterminate dimensions...

Alan, yes the square root of infinity does not exist and so...
is NOTHING.
You forgot where you were for a moment me thinks.

Alan Brookes wrote:

David L. Donald wrote:Nothing will (n)ever be the same without Donna!

...but what is the square root of Donna ?

Tommy of course.

Maybe, since Donna is not a square, we need a round root, or a root of indeterminate dimensions...

If she's not square then she's HIP.
Hip Hip Hooray for Miss Donna
our Georgia Peach for so long.

Charlie McDonald wrote:..NOTHING irritates more than people using foreign languages on the forum...

Quoi ? Vous avez oublier que la langue Anglaise est une langue étrange pour la plupart de la monde.
Niemand zegt dat het Steel Guitar Forum is een engelse forum.
Waat zegt u ?

Alan Brookes wrote:

David L. Donald wrote:Nothing will (n)ever be the same without Donna!

...but what is the square root of Donna ?

Maybe, since Donna is not a square, we need a round root, or a root of indeterminate dimensions...

Cornbread is square, Pi are round..

Nothing without Beans for the cornbread and ice cream for the Pi..

Speaking of "square"....


Excerpts from the Verlon Thompson song; "I Was A Square"

.....you see, I was a square when you were around..... I wasn't cool, I was acting a fool when you were around.....And it just isn't fair, now that I'm not a square but you're not around.

If I remember my math correctly, the square root of infinity is -infinity (negative infinity).

To paraphrase Loretta: "I was nothing when nothing wasn't cool."

...then if you do this

(-infinity)+ (infinity)=0

Inifinity is the only number where if you add it's square root....


...you're left with nothing

If i remember correctly. Oh never mind nothing comes to mind. hmmmm

So Richard,
you are saying we are now back to square none?
In no time at all.

David,

The swinging pendulum will lose momentum until it finally comes to rest. At that point it is doing nothing.

It's doing nothing now. Some of us just want to believe otherwise.