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Posted: 28 Aug 2008 2:55 pm
by Scott Shipley
Everything looks better through the bottom of the glass.
Topic drift.
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 6:59 am
by Ray Minich
Last night my girlfriend said there is nothing she wouldn't do for me. That's quite the change from her predecessor who wouldn't do nothing for me.
She also created the mathematical symbol called the "or not" symbol. It will be a great aid to math students all over the world since it will go into the equation right after the equal sign.
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 9:15 am
by Tamara James
Ray Minich wrote:Last night my girlfriend said there is nothing she wouldn't do for me. That's quite the change from her predecessor who wouldn't do nothing for me.
When she recovers from her moment of mental lapse..you will still have NOTHING.
Just kidding..staying on topic..sorry.
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 9:28 am
by David L. Donald
The Or Not symbol
representing the cosine of the Or Else symbol!
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 2:33 pm
by Ray Minich
My girlfreind and I were sitting close on the couch. I wasn't doing nothing and she said I was up to something.
Is this the first case of nothing being equal to something?
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 3:33 pm
by Alan Brookes
Ray Minich wrote:My girlfreind and I were sitting close on the couch. I wasn't doing nothing and she said I was up to something.
Is this the first case of nothing being equal to something?
If you weren't doing nothing you must have been doing something.
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 6:41 pm
by David L. Donald
Nothing is timeless,
being up to something is ageless.
Posted: 29 Aug 2008 7:24 pm
by Farris Currie
went to a store lately
after looking a prices, they ask what do you want,
I SAID NOTHING
farris
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 9:36 am
by Scott Shipley
If nothing else, vote for McCain for this!
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 9:45 am
by Michael Douchette
Careful, Scott... you might set the Batwood to flight again...
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 11:13 am
by Rick Campbell
Here we go again! Skin Police ...take your stations.
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 11:35 am
by Scott Shipley
She's completely clothed and the picture and accompanying caption are relevant to the topic.
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 12:32 pm
by Rick Campbell
Yeah, but she's standing at a bar with two bar stools shown, and what appears to be a glass of wine. That could be a jar of pickled eggs on top of the fridge. Is there no end to this display of sinful photography? I'm blushing so badly!
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 4:09 pm
by Ray Minich
There is nothing about her not to like...
Beauty pageant winners must not be left with nothing to do...
She left something turned on at home...
Betcha there's nothing on the stove...
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 4:44 pm
by Alan Brookes
...but unless you're rich, what she and her running mate can do for you is....
NOTHING.
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 4:45 pm
by Edward Meisse
I've never met so many people all in one place with absolutely nothing to talk about......and taking such a long time to do it.
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 4:52 pm
by Alan Brookes
Edward Meisse wrote:I've never met so many people all in one place with absolutely nothing to talk about......and taking such a long time to do it.
You mean you've never been to a political convention ?
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 6:10 pm
by David Doggett
Posted: 3 Sep 2008 6:22 pm
by Edward Meisse
You mean you've never been to a political convention?
I haven't even watched one on television since 1968. A political convention is my idea of
NOTHING to do.
Posted: 4 Sep 2008 5:07 am
by Charlie McDonald
Rick Campbell wrote:I'm blushing so badly!
They didn't show this picture at the convention!
Posted: 4 Sep 2008 5:49 am
by Rick Campbell
I watched her speech last night. Boring! I was pulling for Britney Spears for VP.
Posted: 4 Sep 2008 8:10 am
by Gary C. Dygert
I'll bet that photo of Sarah is fake. And notice how the packaging makes the difference. She could be wearing shorts and an old flannel shirt and show the same amount of skin, or so I've been told. I know nothing about such things.
Posted: 4 Sep 2008 9:44 am
by David Doggett
Well, whatever, she's clearly a political something. We better get back to nothing quick. It would be a shame to have the nothing thread closed after all this time for nothing...I mean something...well you know what I mean.
Posted: 4 Sep 2008 9:48 am
by Scott Shipley
Good point DD. That would be really be something if the nothing thread got locked because of something like that. All this would be for nothing!
Um,......
Posted: 4 Sep 2008 9:49 am
by Edward Meisse
I know what you're saying, Dogg. And I know that you mean NOTHING by it.