The Steel Guitar Forum

THE FOUR SKINS

"Cruddy Lemmonms"

I heard that one sonmewhere but, can't remember.
J.C.

I've been using "Justin Case" for a while and as Mickey pointed out "Ben Dover" always works but "Hugh Jardon" might do as well. Perhaps Neal Down is a little over the top ?

J.R.Slicker

And here on stage now, with a bow but no arrow, the king of romantic lyrics Mr Cupid Stunt.

How about
Phil McCraken
Pat McCrotch
Major Woody
Haywood Jablome

my favorite is real ...
The guy who started the Latin Percussion company, his name is Marty Cohen (maybe he's related to Jimbeaux)
He wondered why his latin friends all laughed when was introduced..
habla' espaniol?

GERRY ATRIC

How about that drummer, Ringo Fire.

BEN De'STRING.

How about Chuck Lett Barr?

I wish I could have gotten in on the front of this, but now that most of the good names have been used, I’ll contribute what I have left of a couple of hundred entries in my files.
My long time favorite is Lefty Malone, followed with Pastor Karr, Russell Kattle, Turner Ampoff, Boyle Dunion, and Doug Ditches.
For the ladies out there, you might want to consider Iona Steele. Last but not least for the Brits across the pond, Lord Nose.

I'd be Eddie Bummons!!

There used to be an entertainer named "Elmer Fudpucker". I always liked the girls name of Hortense Slithouser.

Al Coholic

E, you should submit those to Car Talk ( www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html ) as potential new staffers (to go with their legal team, Dewey, Cheatem and Howe). I'll bet they'd take at least a few of those!

Stretch

There was a dynamic duo called Ben Doon and Phillip McCafferty. But really call me anything except late for dinner

Jimbeaux, thanx for that link! I only catch "Car Talk" occasionally, and the credits are the highlight I especially listen for.

Or maybe I should say, curse you for that link! I didn't get past the A's and now my stomach hurts! Wow!

Jim. Yeah, maybe they could use a good spousal abuse attorney I know by the name of I. Sawyer Hanzonner; or maybe chief interrogator “Third Degree” Burns. Lucy Lastic might be a bit of a stretch but I think they’d take it.

Manuel Labor?

My late Son, who played with me in bands for over 25 years, usually would say, 'heres Marv Ellis' on steel guitar, I am not sure if I always lived up to that name!!

Ernie Pollock

And there was Claude Balls and the Tigers. I was a Tiger. One of my favorites was a band I was in called Dave and His Casual Slacks. I am still a "casual slack"!

They call me U. B. Pickens when I am on stage.

Kent Thinkstrate
Rowan De Shore
Izzy N. Sain
Walter Logged
Mrs. DeMark
Juan Da Laya
Red Iculas

I've always had a hankerin' to become known as........

NICK NASAL & His Nine Nasty Nose Pickers....