Heck of a fish story for Florida Rick!!!

Ron Victoria · Post by **Ron Victoria** » 19 Oct 2005 12:14 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lap-Steel-Guitar-Very-Cool-and-LOUD_W0QQitem Z7359317414QQcategoryZ2384QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

A picture is worth 1,000 words. Rick, I'm sure you don't have any animal laps in the collection, or do you have 2 of each like Noah!!!!

Just wondering, would you play a fish with a lap dawg or a 20 oz. wt.?

Ron

[This message was edited by Ron Victoria on 19 October 2005 at 01:16 PM.]

John Rosett · Post by **John Rosett** » 19 Oct 2005 7:20 pm

1 fish? i counted six tunas...

Randy Reeves · Post by **Randy Reeves** » 20 Oct 2005 5:51 am

I can tuna a piano...
Ron great find!
as an artist with a sense of humor I appreciate that thing.

it is quite a luring.

Pete Blakeslee · Post by **Pete Blakeslee** » 20 Oct 2005 7:22 am

The guitar player in Great White might be interested - he'll probably get all fired up!

Gary Shepherd · Post by **Gary Shepherd** » 20 Oct 2005 7:28 am

OMG! You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

I was a cook. She was a waitress. Down at Salty Sam's Seafood Cafe. And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed sallad, some little shrimp just lured here away.

Chorus:
Oh I lobster, and never flounder. He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his carp. Oh I lobster, and never flounder. I octopus his face in. He'll only break her heart.

I said just squid and play me a new piano tune. Or else we could trout something new. She was the bass I ever had now my live has no porpuse. Shad my heart and I love her, yes I do. (oh my cod)

Chorus.

A. You know I've kelp a picture of her in my walleye. And I think you's got one of me in here perch.

B. Did you say perch?

A. Yead I did.

B. That's good. For a minute, I thought I was losing my herring.

A. Well I guess we bass squid all this seahorsin' around before all these pedal steel players go into a state of shark.

B. Yeah! If we get out of her alive, it's gonna be a maceral.

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Gary Shepherd

Carter D-10

www.16tracks.com

HowardR · Post by **HowardR** » 20 Oct 2005 8:09 am

and I just stepped in here for the halibut.....

Rick Collins · Post by **Rick Collins** » 20 Oct 2005 8:25 am

When Ebay uses a baby shark for bait, you know they are trying to hook a really big one.

Mr. Clean

If you want to play it clean, you must play it on a Fender.

Stephan Miller · Post by **Stephan Miller** » 20 Oct 2005 8:52 am

This thread has been scrod from the beginning.

Rick Alexander · Post by **Rick Alexander** » 20 Oct 2005 9:36 am

I'm sure you don't have any animal laps in the collection, or do you have 2 of each like Noah!!!!

If Wilma comes through here like they're predicting I'm gonna need an arc like Noah - and that sharkocaster might be the only guitar that'll work.
Then I'll play for scale plus a fin
with a little tail thrown in . .

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Gary Harris · Post by **Gary Harris** » 20 Oct 2005 9:40 am

A few weeks ago I saw a guitar on TV that looked like the rear fender of a 1957 Chevy. Is this a custom made guitar?

Jody Carver · Post by **Jody Carver** » 20 Oct 2005 10:29 am

This is the real deal yes Fender made produced a few on special order, Leo caught one and got the idea and from his fishing boat came the name SHARKOCASTER. Taken from his boat named the "Aquafen"

something was fishy about this, I never recieived the commision

Edited to remove the Fins.

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Dan Sawyer · Post by **Dan Sawyer** » 20 Oct 2005 11:28 am

Probably working for scale.

Bill Creller · Post by **Bill Creller** » 21 Oct 2005 7:37 am

I like the smile on the fish.