HSGA Convention "Pan" Auction

Rick Aiello · Post by **Rick Aiello** » 15 May 2005 7:34 am

Terry Farmer has completed all of my "Mothers" ... except for one 6 string, slotted headstock 22.5" scale.

Here they are:

I can't express how excited I am about his work.

The "Boobpan" is "modular" ... and the two wide necks (25.5" & 22.5") sitting on either side ... can be used as either singles or can replace one of the "Boobs" ..

I plan on auctioning them off at the 2005 Joliet Convention ... pending approval by Committee.

I will have a set price (lower than retail) ... and then anything over my set price will go to HSGA ...

I will be bringing :

1 Boobpan (D8) w/ two 25.5" necks
1 Boobpan (D8) w/ two 22.5" necks
1 Boobpan (D8) w/ one 22.5" neck & one 25.5" neck
1 long scale 8 string Dustpan
1 short scale 8 string Dustpan
1 long scale 7 string Dustpan
1 short scale 7 string Dustpan
1 long scale 6 string Dustpan
1 short scale 6 string Dustpan

I won't be bringin' any 10 stringers ... since most "convention-eers" don't play that many strings ...

Of course they will be available to order after the convention.

The Bronzepan will also be there ... but its not for sale (unless someone makes me an offer I can't refuse ...

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Just a heads up ...

PS: A third furnace will be needed/bought ... these things are big ... 3 gallons of "molten pleasure" ...

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Aiello's House of Gauss


My wife and I don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless and I donate money to the topless! ... R. Dangerfield

[This message was edited by Rick Aiello on 15 May 2005 at 08:36 AM.]

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 15 May 2005 7:52 am

Molting pleasure...

Is that a large amourous duck in the spring time heatt!

Dang nice collection!

Do you like boobs alot
Yes I like boobs alot. *

*Holy Modal Rounders

HowardR · Post by **HowardR** » 15 May 2005 8:26 am

Holy Modal Rounders

Yes, they are.....

Loni Specter · Post by **Loni Specter** » 15 May 2005 10:38 am

You could hire the "Victoria's Secret" models to 'support' the boobs!

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 15 May 2005 11:54 am

Yeah does it come with a free Wonderbra?

George Keoki Lake · Post by **George Keoki Lake** » 15 May 2005 2:52 pm

Have you put any implants into the boobpans ? Or are they for real ?

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 15 May 2005 3:02 pm

Keoki.
No silicon, but maybe some silica!

Rick Aiello · Post by **Rick Aiello** » 15 May 2005 4:14 pm

Well, Keoki ... the alloy is 7 % silicon ...

I'm working hard ... to procure Adriana Lima ...

As my "Carol Merrill" ... in Joliet.

For those not old enough to remember that ... she's kinda a 60's "Vana White".

Should be quite an event ...

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Aiello's House of Gauss


My wife and I don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless and I donate money to the topless! ... R. Dangerfield

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 15 May 2005 11:51 pm

So can we expect attendance to be up this year...?

Jeff Au Hoy · Post by **Jeff Au Hoy** » 16 May 2005 12:52 am

Somebody's grandma is hot.

HowardR · Post by **HowardR** » 16 May 2005 4:34 am

Sure hope everything pans out........

Gerald Ross · Post by **Gerald Ross** » 16 May 2005 4:47 am

Even if Carol Merrill, Adriana Lima, Barbara Eden and all three of the Petticoat Junction girls don't show up to the 2005 HSGA Joliet Convention I am positive that Rick's generous offer will help increase the attendance for the weekend.

THANK YOU RICK!

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Gerald Ross
'Northwest Ann Arbor, Michigan's King Of The Hawaiian Steel Guitar'

Gerald's Fingerstyle Guitar Website
Board of Directors Hawaiian Steel Guitar Association
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Harry Dietrich · Post by **Harry Dietrich** » 16 May 2005 5:21 am

It could also be a "heiny cheek" pan.

Harry

Rick Aiello · Post by **Rick Aiello** » 16 May 2005 6:39 am

Gerald ...

click on this Boob

Alan Keach · Post by **Alan Keach** » 16 May 2005 8:26 am

Rick,Where can I get some of those wall hangers for my lap steels. tic

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 16 May 2005 9:46 am

I would love to get some of those FACS things.

(Fender Amplifier Ceiling Supports)[This message was edited by Peter on 16 May 2005 at 10:50 AM.]

Paul Honeycutt · Post by **Paul Honeycutt** » 16 May 2005 11:52 pm

As far as your corporate spokes-model goes, all I can say, is never has a sarong looked "s'right!"