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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:33 pm    
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The Duck Pluckers first Las Vegas show will be at Rosco’s Black Fly Lounge.
The Black Fly is "off the strip".



The boys got lost trying to find the place:



The club manager is Bruno Molotov:



Bruno was a wrestler back in his younger days:



The first show went great. The opening act was Lola Shanks, a lean, mean guitar picker.



Lola’s sister, Laya, is Lola’s agent. The Pluckers really look up to these girls.



Next up was Lars the Round Mound of Sound. Perfect! Welcome to Vegas.

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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:38 pm    
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Next was Tom "the hammer" Schmitz. Tom can really belt out a tune.
He plays the guitar okay, but he breaks strings a lot. And he needs a stronger mouthwash.





When the Duck Pluckers took the stage the crowd was ready...



People went crazy for the Duck Pluckers!



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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:43 pm    
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:48 pm    
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After the show the guys met Irma & Ima Prong



They wanted to invite the girls over to the motel but...



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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 1:03 am    
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Funny how after all these years I only just noticed this now.



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Bill Hankey


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Pittsfield, MA, USA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 5:15 am    
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Doug,

Webster describes the llama as a wild or domesticated So. American ruminant related to the camels but smaller and without a hump. Guanaco, vicuna and alpaca are relatives of the llama. I would suspect that the resourceful "Duck Pluckers" and especially Elvira are "tuned" into this pertinent information.
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Chris LeDrew


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Canada
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 5:35 am    
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Sergeant Pluckers Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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Joe Casey


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Weeki Wachee .Springs FL (population.9)
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 5:46 am    
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Funny thing is they are the only two in the rear standing on the ground. Rumor has it they are booked at the Iron Horse in Northhampton Ma, the 30th of February next year And the Ranch House in Springfield MA. the next day.
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 8:19 am    
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Uncle Elmo has been working the phones, booking some great gigs.

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 8:37 am    
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Elmo is trying to book another Moscow concert for the boys since the last one was so successful.

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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 9:24 am    
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The Duck Pluckers threw a party in Las Vegas for their new fans.









The Wango sisters, Jill and Janie, showed everyone this neat trick with snacks.

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 9:47 am    
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Uncle Elmo has been on the phone with lawyers all day...


Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 9:49 am    
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There is a huge lawsuit in progress concerning a cartoon show that is supposedly based on the Duck Pluckers.

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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 10:18 am    
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What a ripoff!
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 10:22 am    
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That's show business for ya!

chas smith R.I.P.


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Encino, CA, USA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 12:14 pm    
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The Wango sisters' mom, in keeping with the current fashion trend, "shows a little tummy..."

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Bo Borland


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South Jersey -
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 12:44 pm    
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MY EYES!!! MY EYES !!!!
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Larry Robbins


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Fort Edward, New York
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 1:24 pm    
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Ahhh...This is better!
Stupid Duck Pluckers....
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 1:59 pm    
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Thank you Larry.

Chas... good Lord! What a picture!
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 2:13 pm    
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Auntie Marie Wango is also big on guitar.





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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 2:24 pm    
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Big Women are attacted to Big Guitars because it makes them look smaller.



Some guys like them too.





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chas smith R.I.P.


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Encino, CA, USA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 2:53 pm    
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Quote:
Chas... good Lord! What a picture!
Doug, I was wondering if that was a bit too much.
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 2:53 pm    
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People go ape-#*$! for stupid guitarists...









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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 3:02 pm    
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Nice looking apes!

Chas, that picture cracks me up!
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 11 Aug 2006 3:06 pm    
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Elvira's sister Stacy took some young fans for a hike in the mountains.

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