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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 9 Aug 2006 8:52 pm    
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Me...

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 9 Aug 2006 9:16 pm    
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...ten years ago!

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Doug Beaumier


From:
Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 9 Aug 2006 9:36 pm    
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What? No ZB?

PRESS RELEASE:

The Duck Pluckers have just signed THE GIGGLES to open for them in Las Vegas.
The guys really have a thing for all-girl bands.



There must have been a "red and blue" sale at Walmart.


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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 9 Aug 2006 9:53 pm    
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The guys are big fans of the "Kamikaze
Kids" and want to sign them up for the Vegas gig also.

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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 9 Aug 2006 10:17 pm    
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The Duck Pluckers are on the road. Headed for Vegas.

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Ric Epperle


From:
Sheridan, Wyoming USA . Like no other place on Earth... R.I.P.
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 3:22 am    
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I had all I can stands and I can't stands no more... KEEP IT UP...
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 7:50 am    
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The Duck Pluckers have arrived in Vegas...



...they lost nearly all their money playing the slot machines...



...Luckily they still have enough pocket change left over for other diversions.

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Doug Beaumier


From:
Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 8:38 am    
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The Pluckers relax after a long night on the town.

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Doug Beaumier


From:
Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 8:45 am    
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Elvira's not happy.

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chas smith R.I.P.


From:
Encino, CA, USA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 8:56 am    
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Doug Beaumier


From:
Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:07 am    
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Everyone is a star in Vegas.



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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:27 am    
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After the boys blew the last of their money on bumper cars and beer they were totally penniless....
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Fortunately, Elvira knows a "trick" or two, and after running into some old friends of hers, she was able to raise some cash.



" How's bout a date sugar!"

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:35 am    
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There are some terrific acts in Vegas...
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Tonight, Elvira and the boys are going to see the Flaming Bonzini brothers...

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chas smith R.I.P.


From:
Encino, CA, USA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 12:27 pm    
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And it's a great place to get married

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Farris Currie

 

From:
Ona, Florida, USA, R.I.P.
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 1:05 pm    
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I wonder if the duck pluckers could pluck a
CHICKEN???????

CHICKEN HOUSE NEEDS PLUCKERS!!!!!!

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 2:08 pm    
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That's right Chas, Vegas is a great place to get married.


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Las Vegas has some lovely scenic spots like Sunset Park...


...and speaking of married, Elvira met a nice married couple who were camping out in Las Vegas' beautiful Sunset Park ...




...and they gave her some funny pills for her tummy ache...

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 2:10 pm    
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Now her "acid" indigestion is gone.

Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 2:12 pm    
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...and so is she!

Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 6:39 pm    
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People are already lining up to get tickets for the Duck Pluckers big Vegas venue...


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Doug Beaumier


From:
Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 7:13 pm    
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Hotels on the strip are a little pricey. The Pluckers found a great place just outside the city:



They have a Spacious Room:



A Mud Bath:



A Room With a View:



The motel manager, Harvey Creems, is a very helpful man.
He even offered to do the boys laundry.



Harvey’s best friend Vincent lives at the motel too.



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chas smith R.I.P.


From:
Encino, CA, USA
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 7:16 pm    
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Got hooked up with a couple of babes

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 7:50 pm    
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 8:04 pm    
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Elvira had to be taken to the hospital because she had a bad acid trip...



...She thought she was a llama...

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 8:05 pm    
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But she's okay, and feeling much better now.
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Don McClellan

 

From:
California/Thailand
Post  Posted 10 Aug 2006 9:10 pm    
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That's a good question?
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