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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 7 Aug 2006 7:18 pm |
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| I didn't realize the Pluckers had such a distinguished family history! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 07 August 2006 at 08:35 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 7 Aug 2006 7:44 pm
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 7 Aug 2006 7:55 pm
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or maybe it was this guy...
[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 07 August 2006 at 09:00 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 7 Aug 2006 8:38 pm
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Wow... that guy stands out in a crowd.
Here's another stupid guitar player... really stupid:
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 7 Aug 2006 8:46 pm
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...and yet another knucklehead for our formal procession of stupid guitar players.
 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 06:59 AM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 7 Aug 2006 9:09 pm
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Harvey Fudpucker and his... brother? mother? wife? sister? Pastor? caretaker?
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Howard Tate
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Leesville, Louisiana, USA, R.I.P.
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 4:15 am
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I'll bet those Duck Pluckers would be big hits in some of the places I've played, cause they sure look like a lot of the audience members. When those guys request a song you do it whether you know it or not! Scary!
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Charlie McDonald
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out of the blue
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 4:43 am
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How 'bout them Duck Pluckers, pluckin' they guitars;
Thinkin' they looks gonna make them stars.
Got a Telecaster made by Sears;
Tourin' the country, flappin' they ears.
How to be a Duck Plucker,
Don't need a bucket,
Find yourself a duck,
Haul off and ____ __.
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 5:57 am
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Nice one Charlie!
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Mike Shefrin
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 8:50 am
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The Pluckers are pickers, but they're also talented in other ways.
They do their own auto repairs. Comes in handy on the road.
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chas smith R.I.P.
From:
Encino, CA, USA
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 9:55 am
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Needed a day job, tried logging
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 11:04 am
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Ouch!
Life on the road ain't easy for the Duck Pluckers.
The bus keeps breaking down.
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 12:10 pm
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 12:46 pm
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That darn bus has been nothing but trouble from the start...
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 12:56 pm
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...so they rented a plane...
...but they had some trouble with that also.[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 07:48 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 1:07 pm
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I won't even bother going into the story about when they tried travelling by train...
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 1:11 pm
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 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 02:58 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 2:08 pm
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...and "them sign language dancers" made them nervous...
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chas smith R.I.P.
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Encino, CA, USA
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 4:09 pm
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Having learned their lesson about rentals, they bought tickets...
Fortunately, they loaded their equipment on another airplane...
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Dave White
From:
Fullerton, California USA
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 5:20 pm
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| The boys were upset by what they had seen on the runway, and clamored to get off the plane, until a quick-thinking stewardess told them that the plane in the grass was just tired and was taking a little nap. Reassured, they continued their flight home... |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 8 Aug 2006 6:15 pm
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| lol! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 08 August 2006 at 10:13 PM.] |
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