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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:52 pm |
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| "wipe out" OHHHHHH! |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:53 pm
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You guys are disgusting!
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:56 pm
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Here's a real Charmin and cheeky "stream"-line model that's just guaranteed to bowl you over.
 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:42 PM.] |
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Jim Cohen
From:
Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:57 pm
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| She's baa-aack! And she sees everything... |
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Richard Sevigny
From:
Salmon Arm, BC, Canada
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:20 pm
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Well, I see we're on roll..
...oops, gotta run!  |
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Jim Cohen
From:
Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:35 pm
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| And (ready?) She Will NOT be De-TURD! |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:41 pm
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| LOL You're right Jim. Elivra will not take this sitting down! [This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 01 August 2006 at 08:42 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:55 pm
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Speaking of stupid guitars for stupid guitar players… who could forget the Wangcaster? No Case included, but it comes with a sack. The company quit making them due to stiff competition from Asian manufacturers. This one appears to have a lot of wear on the neck!
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 8:12 pm
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| Doug, I think anyone who plays one of those in public ought to be penalized... [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:32 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 9:33 pm
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...I know I wouldnt be caught dead playing one of those...
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 7:48 am
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 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 06 August 2006 at 08:22 AM.] |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 8:00 am
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The Duck Pluckers have quite a collection of guitars.The ones shown below were all made by a new company called Dyslectic Electric (or is it Electric Dyslectic?  )
 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 01:23 PM.] [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 01:25 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 10:13 am
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Nothing gets by me either... I can easily tell this guitar is actually normal size and the guy is a dwarf.
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Mike Shefrin
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 11:29 am
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No problem, I'm at work now and I'm not supposed to be wasting ...uh.. spending time on the internet anyway.  |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 11:40 am
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Big News today:
The Duck Pluckers are getting an edorsement deal with the Wangcaster Company. Wangcaster will be making a Duck Pluckers Signature model! There will only be 200 of these made. The boys will have to learn to sign their names so they can sign all 200 of the guitars. Then there's the problem of which Duck Plucker will "model" for the new guitar?
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 3:41 pm
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Speaking of farts, the Duck Pluckers were misbilled as the "Duck Farts" at a recent bar gig...
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 3:54 pm
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...Needless to say,they were not amused by this...
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 4:07 pm
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...and now that bar is a wreck...
Nobody messes with the Duck Pluckers![This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 05:12 PM.] |
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Jody Carver
From:
KNIGHT OF FENDER TWEED
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 4:40 pm
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| Man I dig that chick, I'd give my Quad for a date with her yahooooo |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 5:31 pm
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Jody, Elvira says "Come on over ..."all of me, why not take all of me...?"
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Dave White
From:
Fullerton, California USA
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Posted 2 Aug 2006 7:20 pm
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| I usually have to watch an episode or two of "Cops" to see a woman of that caliber. |
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Charlie McDonald
From:
out of the blue
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Posted 3 Aug 2006 2:09 am
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The Danelectro version.
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