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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:04 pm    
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I like that!
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Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:13 pm    
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Good. Now can we close this thread?
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:24 pm    
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Just one quick question...Doug,any truth to the recent rumors of the Duck Pluckers undergoing a sex change?

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Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:52 pm    
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Do those two women share one arm?
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:56 pm    
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No... they're holding hands. It looks like the boys also went through a sexual preference change.
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:59 pm    
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This could be really big news in the guitar world.

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 8:13 pm    
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That's it...I'm gonna go watch shark week
on the Discovery channel.

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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 31 Jul 2006 11:18 pm    
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Elvira’s brother Jeb wants to do Sound for the band. He’s really got a good set of ears.



Jeb is a wannabe guitar player. His hero has always been the one and only Gary Moore!

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Petr Vitous


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Czech Republic
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 12:10 am    
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Here is a song from a 12 CDs box set titled "300 No. 1 Hits Of The Duck Pluckers", regrettably out of print:


Now how many peppers did Peter Piper pick
To git himself a peck of pickled peppers

But more importantly

How many pickles do you git in a peck
When you can't find no peppers to pick

And furthermore

Who wants a pickle that's made from a pepper
By a guy named Peter Piper

And in conclusion

How many Pipers do ya know that pick pickles
And how many Peters are pickled

Well I don't know and I don't care
Go away and leave me alone
I don't know and I don't care
He don't know and he don't care bout nothin'

Now how many ducks could a Duck Plucker pluck
If the Duck Plucker plucked until dark

And more importantly

How many plucks would it take on a duck
Till the Plucker got Duck Pluckers Arm

And furthermore

If the Duck Plucker died whilst pluckin' the duck
Would you call it the fault of the duck

Or think now

Would you say that the Plucker had run outta ducks
And they called it Duck Pluckers Luck

Well I don't know and I don't care...

Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck
Whilst Peter was a pickin' them peppers
And what if the pluckor became the pluckee
And the woodpeckers name was Chuck

I don't know and I don't care...

You boys got any idea how we gonna git outta this
We don't know don't know huh
We don't care yeah I know ya don't care neither that's good


Petr
http://www.luma-electronic.cz/lp/elpe.htm
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:08 am    
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I like it!
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:45 am    
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Loved the opening band(Smooch) for the Duck Pluckers at the recent music festival in Antarctica.

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 8:02 am    
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...so did the rest of the audience

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 8:50 am    
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Cousin Melvin (like so many others) enjoys dancing at home to the sounds of the Duck Pluckers' latest CD.



Little Elmer here also grooves to the funky beat of the Duck Pluckers.


[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 02 August 2006 at 03:12 PM.]


Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:12 pm    
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Just another stupid guitar player for our cavalcade of stupid guitar players. This guy could never be a Duck Plucker. He has no class.

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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:14 pm    
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[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 01 August 2006 at 07:16 PM.]

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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:27 pm    
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...and on to page 4 !


Speaking of stupid guitar players...(yes it's a toilet seat)



[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:47 PM.]


Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:33 pm    
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That guitar probably sounds like... crap!
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:34 pm    
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DUCK PLUCKERS 4-EVER!

Jim Cohen


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Philadelphia, PA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:34 pm    
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Used to belong to Madonna...
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Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:36 pm    
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Now That's a mother-of-toilet-seat finish!
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David L. Donald


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Koh Samui Island, Thailand
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:37 pm    
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But a rose, by any honey-wagon,
would smell as sweet.
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:40 pm    
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"used to belong to Madonna" OHHHH!that's rich!!!

Doug Beaumier


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Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:41 pm    
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It looks like a bass guitar (4 strings). I'll bet it has a lot of bottom. Ur-ine good shape with that baby!
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Mike Shefrin

 

Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:43 pm    
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Actual quote-"I string only the best toilet seats," Deal says with the pride of a true craftsman, "and as a result my output is being snapped up at very reasonable prices."
(will probably fetch a cool million on Ebay someday)

[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:49 PM.]


Doug Beaumier


From:
Northampton, MA
Post  Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:46 pm    
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Here's the rosewood finish. This one will wipe out the competition.

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