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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:04 pm |
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Jim Cohen
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Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:13 pm
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| Good. Now can we close this thread? |
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Mike Shefrin
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Jim Cohen
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Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:52 pm
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| Do those two women share one arm? |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:56 pm
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No... they're holding hands. It looks like the boys also went through a sexual preference change.  |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 7:59 pm
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This could be really big news in the guitar world.
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 8:13 pm
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That's it...I'm gonna go watch shark week
on the Discovery channel.
 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 31 July 2006 at 10:57 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 31 Jul 2006 11:18 pm
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Elvira’s brother Jeb wants to do Sound for the band. He’s really got a good set of ears.
Jeb is a wannabe guitar player. His hero has always been the one and only Gary Moore!
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Petr Vitous
From:
Czech Republic
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 12:10 am
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Here is a song from a 12 CDs box set titled "300 No. 1 Hits Of The Duck Pluckers", regrettably out of print:
Now how many peppers did Peter Piper pick
To git himself a peck of pickled peppers
But more importantly
How many pickles do you git in a peck
When you can't find no peppers to pick
And furthermore
Who wants a pickle that's made from a pepper
By a guy named Peter Piper
And in conclusion
How many Pipers do ya know that pick pickles
And how many Peters are pickled
Well I don't know and I don't care
Go away and leave me alone
I don't know and I don't care
He don't know and he don't care bout nothin'
Now how many ducks could a Duck Plucker pluck
If the Duck Plucker plucked until dark
And more importantly
How many plucks would it take on a duck
Till the Plucker got Duck Pluckers Arm
And furthermore
If the Duck Plucker died whilst pluckin' the duck
Would you call it the fault of the duck
Or think now
Would you say that the Plucker had run outta ducks
And they called it Duck Pluckers Luck
Well I don't know and I don't care...
Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck
Whilst Peter was a pickin' them peppers
And what if the pluckor became the pluckee
And the woodpeckers name was Chuck
I don't know and I don't care...
You boys got any idea how we gonna git outta this
We don't know don't know huh
We don't care yeah I know ya don't care neither that's good
Petr
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:08 am
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 7:45 am
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Loved the opening band(Smooch) for the Duck Pluckers at the recent music festival in Antarctica.
 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 04:28 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 8:02 am
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...so did the rest of the audience
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Mike Shefrin
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:12 pm
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Just another stupid guitar player for our cavalcade of stupid guitar players. This guy could never be a Duck Plucker. He has no class.
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:27 pm
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...and on to page 4 !
Speaking of stupid guitar players...(yes it's a toilet seat)
[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 01 August 2006 at 10:47 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:33 pm
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| That guitar probably sounds like... crap! |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:34 pm
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| DUCK PLUCKERS 4-EVER! |
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Jim Cohen
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Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:34 pm
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| Used to belong to Madonna... |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:36 pm
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| Now That's a mother-of-toilet-seat finish! |
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David L. Donald
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Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:37 pm
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But a rose, by any honey-wagon,
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:40 pm
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"used to belong to Madonna" OHHHH!that's rich!!!  |
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:41 pm
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| It looks like a bass guitar (4 strings). I'll bet it has a lot of bottom. Ur-ine good shape with that baby! |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:43 pm
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Actual quote-"I string only the best toilet seats," Deal says with the pride of a true craftsman, "and as a result my output is being snapped up at very reasonable prices."
(will probably fetch a cool million on Ebay someday)
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Doug Beaumier
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Northampton, MA
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Posted 1 Aug 2006 6:46 pm
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Here's the rosewood finish. This one will wipe out the competition.
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