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Topic: Stupid Guitar Players |
Mike Shefrin
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Posted 26 Jul 2006 8:00 pm |
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Them Duck Pluckers
How about them Duck Pluckers, Ain't they a shmucks?
Pluckin' them fearthers off 'o them ducks.
Pluckin' them Mallards, pluckin' them Coots,
Pluckin' they duck hairs out by the roots!
Look at them Duck Pluckers, Ain't they theifs?
Some use tweezers, Some use a teeth.
Them feather pluckin' Duck Pluckers, hidin' in the sticks,
Buggin' they plucky ducks, getttin' they kicks.
How to be a Duck Plucker? No way to duck it;
Rustle up a duck or two, boy just pluck it!
(Mason Williams)[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 26 July 2006 at 09:12 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Chris Forbes
From:
Beltsville, MD, USA
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 8:08 am
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| I've heard that Shaggs album, it's wonderfully aweful!!! |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 9:21 am
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Yes, out of tune, out of time, awful songs, awful lyrics sung with a lisp. It's like a Saturday Night Live parody of a bad band.
[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 28 July 2006 at 10:29 AM.] |
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Larry Strawn
From:
Golden Valley, Arizona, R.I.P.
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Jody Carver
From:
KNIGHT OF FENDER TWEED
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 1:20 pm
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It would take two trips to pick up that chick pictured a few posts up.  |
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John Hawkins
From:
Onalaska, Tx. on Lake Livingston * R.I.P.
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 2:47 pm
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Best thread I have seen in a long time !!
Got many laughs out of every post !! Thanks Doug for starting it and all the others for their input
I needed that !!
John |
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Stephen Gambrell
From:
Over there
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 3:47 pm
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Larry---
My brother's ears stick out so far, I call him Wing-nut. |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 9:59 pm
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Jody, you be nice or I'm comin' to your house to getcha!
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David L. Donald
From:
Koh Samui Island, Thailand
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 10:33 pm
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It would take two pick-up TRUCKS to get her home.
And a double viagra / thorazine /Absynth cocktail...
not for her either...
but that's another nightmare...[This message was edited by David L. Donald on 28 July 2006 at 11:33 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 28 Jul 2006 10:36 pm
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Uncle Elmo works the phone. He book gigs for the Duck Pluckers. They’re doing a fall tour. Still looking for a steel pedal player.
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Gene Jones
From:
Oklahoma City, OK USA, (deceased)
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 9:35 am
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Doug, that's a nice looking young lady.
However, someone with credentials should "counsel" her about the potential health problems resulting from smoking cigarettes.
I have credentials...but not those needed in this case!
gene |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 10:39 am
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Doug, I think Lester here is the right guy to play steel pedal with the Duck Pluckers.
I told him to give Elmo a call about auditioning.
 [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 29 July 2006 at 05:39 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 12:32 pm
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If she goes along who's gonna mind junior?
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 12:33 pm
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No problem... Elvira's sister Hanna can watch the baby. Or is this her brother? I'm not sure. Anyway, she's out of work now and has lots of free time... I mean he's out of work... she loves being around kids.
[This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 29 July 2006 at 11:07 PM.] |
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Jim Cohen
From:
Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 12:45 pm
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...or we could ask the nice man next door; he says he likes kids...
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 12:47 pm
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Thanks Jim! And if that nice gentleman is busy... his Son is always available...
He even has the right EARS![This message was edited by Doug Beaumier on 29 July 2006 at 01:50 PM.] |
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 12:51 pm
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I guess they'll all fit in the car...
[This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 30 July 2006 at 07:30 PM.] |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 12:56 pm
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Good Lord!!  |
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Doug Beaumier
From:
Northampton, MA
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 1:02 pm
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Uncle Harvey will be the opening act. He has a unique talent...
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 1:04 pm
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| lol! [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 29 July 2006 at 02:32 PM.] |
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Jim Cohen
From:
Philadelphia, PA
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 1:35 pm
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What about the dog?
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Mike Shefrin
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 2:10 pm
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Good Lord!  [This message was edited by Mike Shefrin on 29 July 2006 at 03:25 PM.] |
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Larry Strawn
From:
Golden Valley, Arizona, R.I.P.
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Posted 29 Jul 2006 3:00 pm
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Save on gas!
Every one stick thier head out the windows,,those ears make nice sails!! |
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