Which songs do you detest the most..
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Which songs do you detest the most..
We all have had to play what the band plays, but there are some songs that really get to me. I got to thinking about all the stuff I have had to play over the years and it really drives me nuts. I think the top three in this order has to be... Don't mess with my toot toot, Achey Breaky heart and Elvira. I know all these songs were mega hits and made gazillions of bucks but what in H**# do you play on these? I always put something there but I can tell you it was not good nor the proper thing to play at the time...it was panic....After a while when the song would start I would head for the head and wait until the spasm was over, but soon everyone thought I had a bladder problem. A steel just don't sound good on some things...i.e. Don't mess with my toot toot. I am glad Rockin' Sidney had a hit, but WHY....
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Proud Mary.
As a (hopefully) ex-rhythm 6-stringer I gotta tell you, that is the most boring song created.
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It wouldn't be quite as boring if Tina's tail was in the picture, but I didn't get that gig.
Charlie
As a (hopefully) ex-rhythm 6-stringer I gotta tell you, that is the most boring song created.
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh-duh..........duh-duh-duh
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It wouldn't be quite as boring if Tina's tail was in the picture, but I didn't get that gig.
Charlie
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Any song that the singer doesn't know the correct words to and tries to fake them, or some of the members of the band don't know the correct chords and play whatever they want, and won't play the right ones when they are presented to them. "This is the way I play it by God. You either like it or I quit". We've all been there haven't we???? There should be a law that forbids you to play with self centered, mediocre, musicians and singers. Even if you do need the money.
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Anything by Brittney Spears and The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Something about that song that makes me want to puke. Maybe it's because everytime I go to a carnival for ice cream, they have some oldies band there playing it. It's worn out. What's worse is the crowd always loves it, even though they have heard it 417,001,600 times, which is the number of melodic possibilities in the 12 tone scale. Variety is obviously not the spice of their lives. I HATE IT, I tell ya!
I never could stomache any doo wop stuff. That stuff was the dumbing down of good 1,6,2,5 swing and jazz tunes.
Rant,rant, rant
I never could stomache any doo wop stuff. That stuff was the dumbing down of good 1,6,2,5 swing and jazz tunes.
Rant,rant, rant
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Any song that starts out simple, nice, and smooth...and then throws in some weird chord that really serves no purpose. It's like, sometimes the writers must think..."This is a pretty simple 1-2-4-5 progression, so let's just throw in a 7b5th+11dim4th somewhere, so it will have a unique 'hook' sound."
Ugh! Complex chords have a place, but <u>only</u> if they enhance the song. The "song" is everything, but if it's not memorable by virtue of a good melody and meaningful words, a weird chord that doesn't really fit ain't gonna help it!
Ugh! Complex chords have a place, but <u>only</u> if they enhance the song. The "song" is everything, but if it's not memorable by virtue of a good melody and meaningful words, a weird chord that doesn't really fit ain't gonna help it!
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I detest the song by Garth Brooks "Friends In Low Places". I prefer the country from the days of Conway Twitty, Loretta Lynn,Ray Price and some of the older stars. One of the biggest reasons I prefer them is the quality of steel playing on their records. Anything today out of Nashville I have a hard time accepting. To me most of it is just not country music, including the not so "Grand Ole Opry".
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Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll".
To hear it once in the next millenium would be one too many.
Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" and "Ain't Going Down Till the Sun Comes Up". Bleeeech.
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To hear it once in the next millenium would be one too many.
Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" and "Ain't Going Down Till the Sun Comes Up". Bleeeech.
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Achy Breaky Heart! I have said it before and I'll say it again....no-matter how many times I vomit, I still feel the need to hang myself!....also Proud Mary, Louie,Louie, Wolly Bully, Disco, Country Rap=(CRAP) and anything by Toby Keith!
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SHO~BUDS, Steelkings,
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Hilton pedals, Preston
covers, and Taylor(Tut, that is)Resos.
Still Country after all these years....
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I have been playing for over 30 years. I have been a CCR fan ever since I first heard them in my early teens.
I have NEVER played with a band or even heard one that did Proud Mary even remotely close to the record. (Or Ike and Tina's version either, for that matter.) I have no idea where some of these guys have heard the version of that song that they're doing. There must be a lot of versions that I'm not aware of though, because it usually sounds like everyone in the band is doing a different version at the same time. And when it comes to doing it in the original key, forget about it.
Maybe these bands would have a better time if they learned the material first. Part of the reason that some guys won't like a song is because they are doing a crappy version of it themselves. I'm not saying don't do it your own way. I'm saying to learn it the original way first so that everyone has a common starting point as a BAND, so it sounds like you are all playing the same song, then change it if you feel the need to. You have to know the rules before you can break them.
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Artie McEwan
I have NEVER played with a band or even heard one that did Proud Mary even remotely close to the record. (Or Ike and Tina's version either, for that matter.) I have no idea where some of these guys have heard the version of that song that they're doing. There must be a lot of versions that I'm not aware of though, because it usually sounds like everyone in the band is doing a different version at the same time. And when it comes to doing it in the original key, forget about it.
Maybe these bands would have a better time if they learned the material first. Part of the reason that some guys won't like a song is because they are doing a crappy version of it themselves. I'm not saying don't do it your own way. I'm saying to learn it the original way first so that everyone has a common starting point as a BAND, so it sounds like you are all playing the same song, then change it if you feel the need to. You have to know the rules before you can break them.
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