| Author |
Topic: Comedy, Comedy, Comedy |
Shaan Shirazi
From:
Austin, TX, USA
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 6:39 am |
|
I know you veterans out there have seen and heard it all so I'm turning to you to help me compile a collection of funny, punny, song titles that always get a laugh from the bandstand. I'm not talking about those that appear on the list that's in the "What Does Country Music Mean to You" thread. These would be completely made up, I'll start with the two I've heard before and who I heard them from:
"I Married a Moonshiner's Daughter and he Made Me Liquor" - Billy Dee
"I Took Her In The Fog and Mist" - Redd Volkaert
Shaan
------------------
The Pickin' Paniolo
|
|
|
|
Chris Forbes
From:
Beltsville, MD, USA
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 8:56 am
|
|
| "Even if I had mirrors on the ceiling, I still couldn't see me loving you", Jerry Pixley |
|
|
|
D Schubert
From:
Columbia, MO, USA
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 9:25 am
|
|
"I Kissed Her on the Lips and Left Her Behind for You"
"I Took My Girl Out to the Barn and Got the Same Old Stall" |
|
|
|
Joe Miraglia
From:
Jamestown N.Y.
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 9:54 am
|
|
| " Miss. 5X5 married Mr. 4X4 and now they 2X4's 1X1) Joe |
|
|
|
Stephen Gambrell
From:
Over there
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 10:44 am
|
|
"She Was Only a Tobacco Farmer's Daughter, but Oh, What a Chesterfield." Brody Smith
"I Can't Get Over Her, Till She Gets Out From Under You." Public Domain
"Meet me by the Rock Quarry, baby, I'm a Little Boulder There"[This message was edited by Stephen Gambrell on 12 December 2002 at 04:42 PM.] |
|
|
|
Ray Jenkins
From:
Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 11:31 am
|
|
"She was only a woman wrestler,but you orght too see her box"
------------------
Steeling is still legal in Arizona
|
|
|
|
Eric West
From:
Portland, Oregon, USA, R.I.P.
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 12:14 pm
|
|
She was only a stableman's daughter, but all the horse men knew her. -Old
I don't care what all you take, just leave me the ####$alone. -Mine
|
|
|
|
Jack Francis
From:
Queen Creek, Arizona, USA
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 12:29 pm
|
|
When doing the old Willie song "On the road again' I used to say it was Miss Piggies favorite song...and sing "on the toad again....." 
Jack |
|
|
|
Tim Hurst
From:
Newport, TN
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 5:36 pm
|
|
| "Don't run through the screen door, you might strain yourself".-some guitar player I used to work with a long time ago. |
|
|
|
Ken Lang
From:
Simi Valley, Ca
|
Posted 12 Dec 2002 8:05 pm
|
|
| I kissed her on the lips, but it's all over now. |
|
|
|
Howard Kalish
From:
Austin, Tx USA
|
Posted 13 Dec 2002 3:35 pm
|
|
Get Out the Hotdogs Nellie, We're Comin' to a Fork in the Road - Unknown
He Didn't Like Her Apartment, So He Knocked Her Flat - Don Walser |
|
|
|
Smiley Roberts
From:
Hendersonville,Tn. 37075
|
Posted 15 Dec 2002 6:17 pm
|
|
| Quote: |
| He Didn't Like Her Apartment, So He Knocked Her Flat |
Howard,
Not to take anything away from Don but,I think he may have "borrowed" that from an old Homer & Jethro album that was recorded "live" here in NashVILE,at a "Country Club".
------------------
~ ~
©¿© It don't mean a thang,
mm if it ain't got that twang.
www.ntsga.com |
|
|
|
Jim Bob Sedgwick
From:
Clinton, Missouri USA
|
Posted 15 Dec 2002 8:04 pm
|
|
"She sits on my lap and bawls"
"She broke my heart, so I broke her Jaw"
"She wouldn't kiss me on the lips, so I didn't make her"[This message was edited by Jim Bob Sedgwick on 15 December 2002 at 08:05 PM.] |
|
|
|
jlsmith48
From:
blackwell ok usa
|
Posted 17 Dec 2002 9:38 am
|
|
| " I chased her up a tree and kissed her between the limbs" |
|
|
|
Michael Johnstone
From:
Sylmar,Ca. USA
|
Posted 17 Dec 2002 10:31 am
|
|
"Don't wait up for the shrimp boat,baby cause I'm comin home with the crabs"
"She was only a telegraphers daughter but she dittit-dittit-dittit" |
|
|
|
Shaan Shirazi
From:
Austin, TX, USA
|
Posted 17 Dec 2002 11:38 am
|
|
Needless to say I'm printing this one out, thanks to everyone by all means keep 'em coming!
------------------
The Pickin' Paniolo
|
|
|
|
Howard Kalish
From:
Austin, Tx USA
|
Posted 17 Dec 2002 12:32 pm
|
|
| Smiley - I'm sure you're right about Don borrowing that line from Homer & Jethro. He's a big (in more ways than one) fan of theirs. They had some of the best schtick ever. Don agrees that one should always steal from the best. |
|
|
|
Bill Ford
From:
Graniteville SC Aiken
|
Posted 17 Dec 2002 6:03 pm
|
|
Take your toungue out of my mouth I'm kissing you goodby (don't remember who)
------------------
Bill Ford |
|
|
|
David Cobb
From:
Chanute, Kansas, USA
|
Posted 18 Dec 2002 3:33 pm
|
|
| I Wanna Kiss Her Butt She Won't Let Me, performed by Tim Cavanaugh. It's got some cheesy steel from start to finish. Funny. |
|
|
|
Paul Graupp
From:
Macon Ga USA
|
Posted 26 Dec 2002 12:15 pm
|
|
Nobody even mentioned David Allen Coe......
If'n that ain't country I'll kiss your.....
And then that stupid X$%%%&X runn'd off with...
But you doesn't has to call me Ray or Waylon or Willy.....
Regards, Paul  |
|
|
|
Chip Fossa
From:
Monson, MA, USA (deceased)
|
Posted 26 Dec 2002 2:22 pm
|
|
Poker in the rear, Liquor up front. [From
a sign in a Butte, Montana bar]. |
|
|
|
kyle reid
From:
Butte,Mt.usa
|
Posted 26 Dec 2002 3:07 pm
|
|
| She married a fisherman, cause the sight of his rod made her reel |
|
|
|
