ten ways to tell wife about buying a new steel

basilh · Post by **basilh** » 6 Dec 2005 4:16 am

OR... you could get a wife (Like Mine) who plays AND collects guitars.
Her latest acquisition is a Taylor 814 CE L7.. That surely leaves the door open for me to "UPGRADE" just a little !!!

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<SMALL>Steel players do it without fretting</SMALL>

Bob Cox · Post by **Bob Cox** » 6 Dec 2005 11:10 am

Buddy said when I got a better guitar he would come over and help set it up when he had a chance.Havw you ever met Buddy emmons darlen?

GARYPHILLIPS · Post by **GARYPHILLIPS** » 7 Dec 2005 6:40 am

Q. Her Honey did you get a new case for your old steel guitar
A. Him think think think i bit the guys on the forum can help me with this

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Gary Phillips
JUST-N-CASE PLUS
D-10 8/5 Desert Rose Steel Guitar
& D-10 8/5 Rains Steel Guitar

Richard Cooper · Post by **Richard Cooper** » 7 Dec 2005 8:02 am

Honey you are loosing too much weight you make this
new steel look huge!

Patrick Layher · Post by **Patrick Layher** » 7 Dec 2005 8:18 am

"Honey, I just ordered a new set of strings...........and something to stretch them with"

Patrick Layher · Post by **Patrick Layher** » 7 Dec 2005 8:20 am

"Honey, I just bought a new set of strings...............and something to stretch em with

Kenny Yates · Post by **Kenny Yates** » 7 Dec 2005 6:57 pm

You are right dear, I am spending too much time and money on steel guitars.....I'm gonna stop all that and take up boating.

Ken

Dave Flanagan · Post by **Dave Flanagan** » 8 Dec 2005 12:23 pm

that's ok my next wife will let me get a new guitar

John Lockney · Post by **John Lockney** » 9 Dec 2005 9:31 am

I like to announce a new acquisition with "Now I just need a..."

Dave White · Post by **Dave White** » 9 Dec 2005 11:55 am

Well, honey, I can always go back to playing the drums. (This really worked)

GARYPHILLIPS · Post by **GARYPHILLIPS** » 12 Dec 2005 11:15 am

The Man,Honey i'am going to the shop to put a steel bed on my truck i order a new steel.

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Gary Phillips
JUST-N-CASE PLUS
D-10 8/5 Desert Rose Steel Guitar
& D-10 8/5 Rains Steel Guitar

Bobby Lee · Post by **Bobby Lee** » 12 Dec 2005 4:11 pm

Ask her what piece of furniture she wants to buy next.

Farris Currie · Post by **Farris Currie** » 13 Dec 2005 4:04 am

UNLESS you rather i play the BANJO!!!!

Charlie McDonald · Post by **Charlie McDonald** » 13 Dec 2005 4:08 am

Show her a Rains, or a Millenium.
Become interested in an older Sierra SE.
Remark about the prices of new Sierras.
Settle on a vintage MSA. How reasonable!

Ben Elder · Post by **Ben Elder** » 13 Dec 2005 10:05 pm

(Not far off, Bobby...)

It wasn't that my friend Doug had a speech impediment that he said "sofa" everytime he was referring to his Sho-Bud. Instead, it spoke to the reciprocal understanding between him and his wife about its ongoing presence in their house.

(I doubt either "sofa" was the key factor, but I don't think he's married anymore. Unless he bought her a Pac-A-Love-Seat.)

Matt Martin · Post by **Matt Martin** » 17 Dec 2005 5:45 am

Don't ASK a damn thing!!! Just tell her. She'll do her own thing when the the time comes....and YOU better not say a thing!!!
$400 shoes???? Yikes!!! But baby....their the strappy heels you dig so much!! Turn about IS fair play...isn't it???