There is a corollary to this thought, “If I can’t sight-read everything perfectly the first time, in the right octave, in the right clef, in the right key, without making any mistakes at all, all written music must be totally worthless to me, forever and ever.”
Fine! Great! Please stop reading this post, it’s just a waste of your time. You’re gonna need all the time you can get to work on your ear-training, so you can play like all those big stars who can’t read music either.
Q: WTF?
A: SIMPLIFY
I took a piece of music paper and wrote in the notes on the top eight strings at the open fret, and the notes on the top eight strings at the 7th fret. (C6th tuning) This sits on my music stand. http://www.lib.virginia.edu/dmmc/Music/Musicpaper/ http://www.guitartips.addr.com/musicpaper.html<SMALL>I can sort of read music on steel as long as it is in the key of C, because I can easily match the written notes in the key of C to the scale numbers, and I know how to get all the numbered scale notes on steel at the C fret in the open pedal position.</SMALL>
YOU DON’T NEED TO WRITE IN ALL THE NOTES. If you can find the “home scale” of a melody (I hesitate to use the “M” word here) you will find that the notes in between other notes in the melody correspond to dots on the lines in between the other dots on the lines, the ones you did write in. Large parts of many melodies consist of either chord tones or fragments of scales climbing up one note at a time – you’ll figure it out faster as soon as you get started.
For melodies, you can pick up a beginner’s piano book of Christmas carols really easily, nursery rhymes are good too – anything you have stuck in your head already. Shop online or pretend you have kids to avoid the shame. Forumite Mike Ihde sells a CD with 12 fakebooks on it, 1000’s of popular and jazz tunes, I think forumite basilh also posted some files online? I have a cool book called the “Classical Fake Book 2nd Edition” from Hal Leonard that has the “Blue Danube” and Beethoven’s 6th “Pastoral” theme and all the other stuff from Bugs Bunny cartoons and TV ads that are stuck in your brain already.
BLOW OFF ALL THAT “CLEF” NONSENSE. Don’t worry about all the “8va” and “8vaa” stuff either. Just write everything in the treble clef and play it where it feels comfortable on the neck. The other stuff will take care of itself at the appropriate time.
ABOVE ALL, BLOW OFF THE PEDALS FOR NOW. Just ignore them. You don’t need them. Your life is hard enough as it is, O.K.? YES OF COURSE YOU CAN PLAY THE SAME NOTE IN FOUR DIFFERENT PLACES – just don’t DO it. You can dress yourself in a dozen different shirts every morning too, but YOU DON’T WEAR THEM ALL AT ONCE – do you? (Hint: the other stuff will take care of itself at the appropriate time.)
Right, and then you can handle D (##) and Bb next, and then A (###) and Eb, etc. (Hint: the other stuff… oh, never mind.)<SMALL>But if the written music is in another key, I'm not good, because I can't easily associate the written note with the numbered scale in all 12 keys. Maybe I could handle G or F, with only one flat or sharp each.</SMALL>
Who said anything about “instant?” Not me! I wish. Were you born “knowing” how to type, or drive, or tie your shoes? (I don’t think you really have to “know” any scale at all, either – you’re just supposed to play what the page says, right? “Vee haff vays uff makink you play…”)<SMALL>This is the crux of the problem. You have to know all the scales and be able to instantly recognize them in the written music.</SMALL>
(Certain quotes stolen from David Doggett strictly for the purposes of narrative drive)
Before you post even one little answer, ask yourself, is what you’re about to post offering up even one more teensy little excuse to not even try to start? Have a GREAT day, too!!!<SMALL>SUCCESSIVE APPROXIMATION: A method for estimating the value of an unknown quantity by repeated comparison to a sequence of known quantities.</SMALL>