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Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 5 Apr 2011 4:03 pm

Red Skelton once said he had dreamt he died and was walking in Heaven with God when He sneezed. Red said it left him with GNIHTON to say...

admin · Post by **b0b** » 5 Apr 2011 6:22 pm

Me: "Well, now everything is hunky-dory."

Mrs Lee: "Nothing is hunky-dory!"

Jeff Spencer · Post by **Jeff Spencer** » 7 Apr 2011 3:05 am

Having read a lot of these posts, I've gained NOTHING! or have I??

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 7 Apr 2011 10:24 am

This topic has gotten into a repetitive cycle, going round and round in ever-decreasing circles, eventually disappearing into its own black hole.

Nothing isn't just a word, it's also a mathematical operator. It's what you get when you divide anything by infinity. Of course, since infinity doesn't exist beyond a concept, nothing is what you approach as you divide it by larger and larger numbers.

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 7 Apr 2011 1:37 pm

Darn Alan...I thought you had retired !! You are working too hard and getting NOTHING for it !!

Like that lucky old sun
Got NOTHING to do
But roll around heaven all Day...

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 7 Apr 2011 4:54 pm

Being retired means I have more time to devote to the contemplation of nothing.

Ray Jenkins · Post by **Ray Jenkins** » 27 Apr 2011 10:47 am

I still ain't learned nothing reading all this stuff $:\$

Roger Crawford · Post by **Roger Crawford** » 27 Apr 2011 11:05 am

Ray, don't worry, there ain't nothing to learn about nothing.

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 27 Apr 2011 3:55 pm

A heart doctor once told me I should live to be 120 years old...What would I do at 120 ?? GNIHTON !!

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 27 Apr 2011 4:32 pm

That reminds me of the guy who was told by his doctor, "You're in marvellous health. You should live to be 80." "But I'm already 82," the man replied. "Then I was right," added the doctor.

Paul, are you living backwards in the hope that you'll eventually reach conception again ?

You seem to have an attachment to gnighton.

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Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 28 Apr 2011 3:12 am

Maybe you have something there, Alan !! I have always wondered why I never liked my own playing...perhaps I was looking in the wrong direction because I never heard GNIHTON !!

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 28 Apr 2011 3:54 pm

Have you been reading the music backwards all these years ?

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 29 Apr 2011 1:46 am

Well, not exactly backwards...try to imagine a left handed pedal steel...my Tabulature is like that. It's hard at first but now I think GNIHTON of it !!

Roger Crawford · Post by **Roger Crawford** » 6 May 2011 5:10 pm

So, what's going on here?

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 6 May 2011 5:13 pm

Nothing much. $:\$

Rick Collins · Post by **Rick Collins** » 6 May 2011 8:16 pm

Alan Brookes wrote:Nothing much. $:\$

Which is it Alan, nothing or much?

basilh · Post by **basilh** » 7 May 2011 1:00 am

Nothing is being promulgated here !

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 7 May 2011 3:34 am

GNIHTON is DETAGLUMORP ??

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 7 May 2011 3:51 am

NOTHING (21 Jul 2007 to present)
92 pages
2297 posts
90,299 views

ZB PSG (28 Oct 2002 to 19 Apr 2011)
95 pages
2368 posts
115,685 views

SHOW OFF (6 Jul 2007 to 26 Feb 2011)
37 pages
923 posts
191,841 views

GNIHTON WEN EREH !!

Paul Hoaglin · Post by **Paul Hoaglin** » 7 May 2011 10:46 am

Is it possible, then, for nothing to catch up to something? (And those ZB's sure are something!)

Indeed, can "nothing" ever come into being as "something" by any sort of physics- or grammar-related transformation?

It's been said that nothing exists in a vacuum. I took mine apart, and I found a whole lot of somethings in there, so I'm not sure that that's right....

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 7 May 2011 1:04 pm

One may view
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from many angles.

That is Something that cannot be done with Nothing for there is Nothing to be seen...

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basilh · Post by **basilh** » 7 May 2011 2:51 pm

Ah .....!!

.................Stand

Allan Munro · Post by **Allan Munro** » 7 May 2011 6:49 pm

Hmmm...
Took me a minute to work that one out Basil...
You left me feeling

for a moment - but NOTHING ventured, NOTHING gained.....
('down right stupid' in case anyone is wondering)

basilh · Post by **basilh** » 8 May 2011 2:05 am

'Tis nothing, Alan.. Anytime. as for my "eye-under-stand" I knew it would be nothing to someone..

Paul Graupp · Post by **Paul Graupp** » 8 May 2011 2:46 am

You mean like...

Ground

foot
foot
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foot
foot
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