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Archie Nicol · Post by **Archie Nicol** » 21 Jun 2009 3:49 pm

I have nothing to add.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 22 Jun 2009 6:32 am

...and you probably have nothing to subtract, divide or multiply, either. In any case, it doesn't matter, because you'll usually end up with NOTHING.

Rick Collins · Post by **Rick Collins** » 22 Jun 2009 7:53 am

The right hand giveth and the left hand taketh away and then there's nothing.
Alan, your algebraic explanation reveals how all of these little math mind-benders work.

nothing is gonna make me.

Try attitude adjustment.

I am told there's NOTHING like spending a little time in the brig, Pvt. Sevigny.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 22 Jun 2009 4:42 pm

Well, here's another little brain teaser.

Let x=1

Therefore x²-1 = x²-x

Factorizing both sides...
(x+1)(x-1) = x(x-1)

Dividing both sides by (x-1)...
x+1 = x

Deducting x from both sides...
1 = 0

So, now you know, nothing isn't nothing, it's equal to one.

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 22 Jun 2009 7:13 pm

I am told there's NOTHING like spending a little time in the brig,

I dunno, that sounds like nothing more than the voice of experience, Rick

Rick Collins · Post by **Rick Collins** » 23 Jun 2009 7:42 am

Richard Sevigny wrote:
I am told there's NOTHING like spending a little time in the brig,
I dunno, that sounds like nothing more than the voice of experience, Rick

I spent all of my U.S. Army time at the Pentagon, Joint Chiefs of Staff.
No kidding __ it was like an extended paid vacation.

BTW Rich, invite me up to B.C. sometimes, I'd like to see some of those salmon with arms.

Alan, I believe that's the way Blackstone learned to pull rabbits out of hats.
He worked it out mathematically first.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 23 Jun 2009 4:16 pm

Rick Collins wrote:...Alan, I believe that's the way Blackstone learned to pull rabbits out of hats.
He worked it out mathematically first.

In the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", a group of scientists got together to prove mathematically that it was impossible that the Infinite Improbability Drive did not exist. Once they had proven the impossibility of its nonexistence, the machine automatically came into being.

Don Kona Woods · Post by **Don Kona Woods** » 24 Jun 2009 7:56 am

Is it possible to think of Nothing? Try real hard because nothing is impossible to those who believe!

Also think about nothing real deeply and see what you get?

Aloha,

Don

Rick Collins · Post by **Rick Collins** » 24 Jun 2009 9:32 am

Don Kona Woods wrote:Is it possible to think of Nothing?

Aloha,
Don

At one time I didn't believe it was possible; but since I've seen the LAUSD (Los Angeles Unified School District) drop-out rate,
the self-inflicted and contagious ADD might have made it highly probable.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 24 Jun 2009 3:48 pm

Don Kona Woods wrote:Is it possible to think of Nothing?

Yes, that's the moment you go unconscious. But remember, that even if our conscious mind stops, our unconscious mind has to continue in order to keep our hearts beating, our blood and nymph circulating, and our lungs breathing. When our unconscious mind stops we die. Then....
NOTHING, FOR ETERNITY.

Archie Nicol · Post by **Archie Nicol** » 24 Jun 2009 4:01 pm

For god's sake, Alan! You can be serious.

Arch.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 24 Jun 2009 4:15 pm

Sorry for being flippant, Archie. It my overexuberance and joie de vivre that makes me so optimistic and gay.

John P. Phillips · Post by **John P. Phillips** » 24 Jun 2009 4:43 pm

Never been there Alan so I must say I know absolutely NOTHING about it !

Archie Nicol · Post by **Archie Nicol** » 24 Jun 2009 4:55 pm

Sorry ladies,

As a tit man, myself, I like jugs to position.

Alan made me do it, then ran away!

Arch.

Post by **b0b** » 24 Jun 2009 8:46 pm

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 24 Jun 2009 9:14 pm

Rick Collins · Post by **Rick Collins** » 25 Jun 2009 8:45 am

Sorry ladies,
As a tit man, myself, I like jugs to position.

..."juxt" like you to say something like that, Arch.
But, I'm glad you got it off your chest.

Nothing, could be more backbreaking than to carry a burden around like that all of the time,
___ just ask a heavy-weight like Dolly Parton.

Archie Nicol · Post by **Archie Nicol** » 25 Jun 2009 2:51 pm

Poor Dolly. She puts on a brave front, though.

Arch.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 25 Jun 2009 4:17 pm

Well, let's get back on topic, because what the previous few posts had to do with the subject is NOTHING.

Archie Nicol · Post by **Archie Nicol** » 25 Jun 2009 4:42 pm

Take it easy, Al. We're keeping abreast with what's going on in the great void.

Arch.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 1 Jul 2009 4:25 pm

Archie Nicol wrote:...We're keeping a breast with what's going on in the great void...

...and what are you doing with the other breast ?

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 1 Jul 2009 5:45 pm

I heard Dolly Parton got her start in a Jug Band...

Don Kona Woods · Post by **Don Kona Woods** » 2 Jul 2009 11:18 pm

There is divergence from NOTHING Again. Stick to NOTHING PLEASE!!!

Aloha,

Don

Post by **b0b** » 3 Jul 2009 7:38 am

Nothing sticks to Teflon<sup>®</sup>.

Rick Barnhart · Post by **Rick Barnhart** » 3 Jul 2009 7:43 am

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how could Nothing stick to Teflon?

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