Words Of Wisdom

Alvin Blaine · Post by **Alvin Blaine** » 14 May 2009 2:37 am

My dad used to tell me that "Insurance is gambling against yourself, and you have to lose to win the pay off!"

Bill Hankey · Post by **Bill Hankey** » 14 May 2009 3:37 am

Paradise is knowing the sun has risen. B.H.

Mark Edwards · Post by **Mark Edwards** » 14 May 2009 3:45 am

Make sure that when you speak your words are sweet and light, You may have to eat them someday...

Tony Davis · Post by **Tony Davis** » 14 May 2009 4:01 am

Confusïous.....say.."Swinging chain means warm seat !!"

Confusious ..say..."Man and woman lie on hill....not on lavel!!

Larry Miller · Post by **Larry Miller** » 14 May 2009 4:22 am

"No matter where you go...there you are"

Mike Gorsch · Post by **Mike Gorsch** » 14 May 2009 4:33 am

Never make a bet with a golfer on the first tee who has a dark sun tan, squinty eyes and a one iron in his bag.

Mike Perlowin · Post by **Mike Perlowin** » 14 May 2009 4:42 am

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

You can tune a steel guitar but you can't tuna fish.

John Macy · Post by **John Macy** » 14 May 2009 4:42 am

"A man that don't lie got nothing to say"...

"Love is a many splendid thing"...

Lester "Roadhog" Moran

Brendan Mitchell · Post by **Brendan Mitchell** » 14 May 2009 4:56 am

You will meet women one day who will love you for a short time but then they will leave you for a much better man . These men are called steel guitar players .

Eric Philippsen · Post by **Eric Philippsen** » 14 May 2009 5:02 am

If you keep doing what you've been doing
You'll keep getting what you've been getting

Richard Damron · Post by **Richard Damron** » 14 May 2009 7:11 am

Being naked means ya ain't got any clothes on.
Being Nekkid means ya ain't got any clothes on and yer probably doin' somethin' ya shouldn't outta.

Lewis Grizzard

David Collins · Post by **David Collins** » 14 May 2009 8:01 am

Never monkey with another monkey's monkey!

If it aint broke, don't fix it.

To err is human, to really screw up requires a computer!

Calvin Walley · Post by **Calvin Walley** » 14 May 2009 8:20 am

always meet a man 1/2 way ...then walk a little farther

Steve Stallings · Post by **Steve Stallings** » 14 May 2009 8:34 am

"You'll put your eye out kid"

Roger Light · Post by **Roger Light** » 14 May 2009 8:45 am

It is a known fact that the Speed of Light is far greater than the Speed of Sound !!!!!!!! That is why quite a few people seem quite bright until they open their mouths !!!!

The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose!

chris ivey · Post by **chris ivey** » 14 May 2009 9:09 am

you know, you never really know, you know!

Nic du Toit · Post by **Nic du Toit** » 14 May 2009 9:47 am

My stock reply "You can't polish a turd!" to a wannabe singer saying "But you can make me sound better in the mix", after him listening to a playback of his recorded voice.

Steve English · Post by **Steve English** » 14 May 2009 10:14 am

Never give a sucker an even break, and NEVER smarten up a chump.

Stewart Campbell · Post by **Stewart Campbell** » 14 May 2009 12:06 pm

it is difficult to soar with eagle`s when you work
with turkeys.
S Campbell.

Bo Legg · Post by **Bo Legg** » 14 May 2009 12:42 pm

A PSG won't float!

Rich Gardner · Post by **Rich Gardner** » 14 May 2009 12:56 pm

Confucius say: "Man who spring on inner spring this spring have offspring next spring"

Chuck Huffman · Post by **Chuck Huffman** » 14 May 2009 1:00 pm

don't be a

pin-head

n. a nitwit, a dunce, an
ignorant person

Steve Broatch · Post by **Steve Broatch** » 14 May 2009 1:00 pm

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Rich Gardner · Post by **Rich Gardner** » 14 May 2009 4:02 pm

When all is said and done there is always more said than done.