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Lewis John Foote · Post by **Lewis John Foote** » 30 Oct 2008 11:04 am

howdy, playin the steel is like having sex, you dont have to be good at it to enjoy it, lew.

Stephen Gambrell · Post by **Stephen Gambrell** » 30 Oct 2008 11:24 am

Are we playing for the door, or is this a benefit?

Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 30 Oct 2008 11:44 am

Barry said:

How about playing music and having sex?

When I do that, my guitar falls over and we all go tumbling to the floor.

Joseph V. Sapp · Post by **Joseph V. Sapp** » 30 Oct 2008 12:07 pm

At least with playing Steel,,,,,we know how many "strings" are attached. (the other),,,,(crap shoot at best),,,,,,

Joe

Bo Legg · Post by **Bo Legg** » 30 Oct 2008 12:14 pm

I'd choose the sex over playing Steel because I'm lazy.
It takes two hands to play the Steel.

Dick Wood · Post by **Dick Wood** » 30 Oct 2008 1:04 pm

There's less setup and tear down involved in sex so to speak.

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 30 Oct 2008 1:46 pm

That's a no-brainer...Here's my answer.

chris ivey · Post by **chris ivey** » 30 Oct 2008 1:53 pm

the best scenario is playing a great gig, meeting a very stimulating woman who raves about how well you played while you're having sex after the gig.

Roual Ranes · Post by **Roual Ranes** » 30 Oct 2008 2:34 pm

For some of us it is a no choice situation. Okay.....Sweet Memories........from the top.....

Alex Piazza · Post by **Alex Piazza** » 30 Oct 2008 3:48 pm

At least gigs can last several hours as opposed to a few seconds $:\$

Jimmie Misenheimer · Post by **Jimmie Misenheimer** » 30 Oct 2008 4:20 pm

I'm just 59. Wait till I finally have sex and I'll let ya' know... Jimmie

Don Drummer · Post by **Don Drummer** » 30 Oct 2008 5:57 pm

First one then the other.

John Lemieux · Post by **John Lemieux** » 30 Oct 2008 6:12 pm

At this point in my steel playing capabilities i,m better at sex and my wife agrees lol

Terry Kinnear · Post by **Terry Kinnear** » 30 Oct 2008 6:43 pm

many years ago,When we were first married. when we had sex ,even the neighbors had a cigarette,when we got done. now we have,hallway sex. I spend most nites, playing the steel ,kicking off on the g string.I remember what it was like.back then .tk

Ernest Cawby · Post by **Ernest Cawby** » 30 Oct 2008 9:16 pm

PLAYING STEEL LASTS LONGER

ERN

John Drury · Post by **John Drury** » 31 Oct 2008 3:12 am

Joseph V. Sapp wrote:At least with playing Steel,,,,,we know how many "strings" are attached. (the other),,,,(crap shoot at best),,,,,,

Joe

Your steel wants you to go home now. LMAO!

Matti Viitala · Post by **Matti Viitala** » 31 Oct 2008 3:26 am

Ernest Cawby wrote:PLAYING STEEL LASTS LONGER

ERN

Well, a song lasts not more than 3 minutes too.

Larry Bressington · Post by **Larry Bressington** » 31 Oct 2008 4:08 am

Pickin for sure, Thats the only time i hear myself saying ' Ohh yeah baby'

Tony Davis · Post by **Tony Davis** » 31 Oct 2008 4:08 am

Eer!!!...I aint saying......but I guess the first time was when I played Banjo in a Jazz Band when I was about sixteen...in the rehearsal rooms....its OK if the band are playing something like St Louis Blues....or Corine Corina........but gets a bit difficult when the next tune is something like High Society or Tiger Rag...pretty difficult to pick up all the chord changes whilst doing other things....well I guess I must have managed allright because she came back the next week to practice..... and requested us to play................as she sat on my Knee while I was playing Banjo.........Äint What You Do But The Way That You Do It !!!!!!!!

Michael Douchette · Post by **Michael Douchette** » 31 Oct 2008 4:23 am

Mike Shefrin wrote:That's a no-brainer...Here's my answer.

I dunno, but it looks like you left your steel ready, anyway...

Mike Perlowin · Post by **Mike Perlowin** » 31 Oct 2008 4:48 am

I'd say it depends on who you are playing with, and whether the "band" is a duo or a trio.

Joe Casey · Post by **Joe Casey** » 31 Oct 2008 4:53 am

It all depends on what I'm up for at the time.

Bob Simons · Post by **Bob Simons** » 31 Oct 2008 5:50 am

Is golf one of the choices?

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 31 Oct 2008 6:33 am

Michael Douchette wrote: I dunno, but it looks like you left your steel ready, anyway...

WOW!!Mikey actually grasps the intentional, and obvious phallic symbolism in the last panel of my cartoon.

Roual Ranes · Post by **Roual Ranes** » 31 Oct 2008 6:37 am

Steels don't say; "I have a headache"!

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