Nothing

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 28 Aug 2008 2:55 pm

Everything looks better through the bottom of the glass.

Topic drift.

Ray Minich · Post by **Ray Minich** » 29 Aug 2008 6:59 am

Last night my girlfriend said there is nothing she wouldn't do for me. That's quite the change from her predecessor who wouldn't do nothing for me.

She also created the mathematical symbol called the "or not" symbol. It will be a great aid to math students all over the world since it will go into the equation right after the equal sign.

Tamara James · Post by **Tamara James** » 29 Aug 2008 9:15 am

Ray Minich wrote:Last night my girlfriend said there is nothing she wouldn't do for me. That's quite the change from her predecessor who wouldn't do nothing for me.

When she recovers from her moment of mental lapse..you will still have NOTHING.

Just kidding..staying on topic..sorry.

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 29 Aug 2008 9:28 am

The Or Not symbol
representing the cosine of the Or Else symbol! $:\$

Ray Minich · Post by **Ray Minich** » 29 Aug 2008 2:33 pm

My girlfreind and I were sitting close on the couch. I wasn't doing nothing and she said I was up to something.

Is this the first case of nothing being equal to something?

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 29 Aug 2008 3:33 pm

Ray Minich wrote:My girlfreind and I were sitting close on the couch. I wasn't doing nothing and she said I was up to something.

Is this the first case of nothing being equal to something?

If you weren't doing nothing you must have been doing something.

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 29 Aug 2008 6:41 pm

Nothing is timeless,
being up to something is ageless.

Farris Currie · Post by **Farris Currie** » 29 Aug 2008 7:24 pm

went to a store lately

after looking a prices, they ask what do you want,

I SAID NOTHING

farris

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 3 Sep 2008 9:36 am

If nothing else, vote for McCain for this!

Michael Douchette · Post by **Michael Douchette** » 3 Sep 2008 9:45 am

Careful, Scott... you might set the Batwood to flight again...

Rick Campbell · Post by **Rick Campbell** » 3 Sep 2008 11:13 am

Here we go again! Skin Police ...take your stations.

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 3 Sep 2008 11:35 am

She's completely clothed and the picture and accompanying caption are relevant to the topic.

Rick Campbell · Post by **Rick Campbell** » 3 Sep 2008 12:32 pm

Yeah, but she's standing at a bar with two bar stools shown, and what appears to be a glass of wine. That could be a jar of pickled eggs on top of the fridge. Is there no end to this display of sinful photography? I'm blushing so badly!

Ray Minich · Post by **Ray Minich** » 3 Sep 2008 4:09 pm

There is nothing about her not to like...

Beauty pageant winners must not be left with nothing to do...

She left something turned on at home...

Betcha there's nothing on the stove...

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 3 Sep 2008 4:44 pm

...but unless you're rich, what she and her running mate can do for you is....
NOTHING.

Edward Meisse · Post by **Edward Meisse** » 3 Sep 2008 4:45 pm

I've never met so many people all in one place with absolutely nothing to talk about......and taking such a long time to do it.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 3 Sep 2008 4:52 pm

Edward Meisse wrote:I've never met so many people all in one place with absolutely nothing to talk about......and taking such a long time to do it.

You mean you've never been to a political convention ?

David Doggett · Post by **David Doggett** » 3 Sep 2008 6:10 pm

The disturbing thing is, Scott, I'm not entirely sure if that is trick photography from PhotoShop, or is a real snapshot. I truly wouldn't be surprised either way. So in grasping for an explanation of that photo, I come up with - nothing.

$:\$

Edward Meisse · Post by **Edward Meisse** » 3 Sep 2008 6:22 pm

You mean you've never been to a political convention?

I haven't even watched one on television since 1968. A political convention is my idea of NOTHING to do.

Charlie McDonald · Post by **Charlie McDonald** » 4 Sep 2008 5:07 am

Rick Campbell wrote:I'm blushing so badly!

They didn't show this picture at the convention!

Rick Campbell · Post by **Rick Campbell** » 4 Sep 2008 5:49 am

I watched her speech last night. Boring! I was pulling for Britney Spears for VP.

Gary C. Dygert · Post by **Gary C. Dygert** » 4 Sep 2008 8:10 am

I'll bet that photo of Sarah is fake. And notice how the packaging makes the difference. She could be wearing shorts and an old flannel shirt and show the same amount of skin, or so I've been told. I know nothing about such things.

David Doggett · Post by **David Doggett** » 4 Sep 2008 9:44 am

Well, whatever, she's clearly a political something. We better get back to nothing quick. It would be a shame to have the nothing thread closed after all this time for nothing...I mean something...well you know what I mean.

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 4 Sep 2008 9:48 am

Good point DD. That would be really be something if the nothing thread got locked because of something like that. All this would be for nothing!
Um,......

Edward Meisse · Post by **Edward Meisse** » 4 Sep 2008 9:49 am

I know what you're saying, Dogg. And I know that you mean NOTHING by it.