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How to be a successful writer of nothing.

There's nothing to it.
DLD, Chili farmer. Plus bananas and papaya too.

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But pedal steels have many!
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I tried that and got writers block. I couldn't think of nothing to say. :|
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David, I had that problem once, too, then I switched to invisible ink and I was fine.
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Nothing has a birthday in a week...
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What do you get for someone who has nothing?
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Post by Jim Mitchell »

Scott Shipley wrote:What do get for someone who has nothing?

Image
I am trying to play a Harlin Brothers 1956 Multi Kord 6 String 4 Pedal Steel Guitar
and a RONDO lap
Retired from Boeing Helicopters in Ridley Park Pa.
we build the CH47
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Jim, there's nothing funny about that.
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I have NOTHING for sale! The first $8k takes it, shipping to anywhere on the planet. This is the most incredible nothing, the nicest nothing I've never seen. Hurry up and get your money to me, because NOTHING lasts forever!

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...z 8)
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Scott Shipley wrote:What do you get for someone who has nothing?
Pretty much everything,
is not nothing...

Zeek, a born Ebayer!!


Nothing gives me endless inspiration and invention.
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Shirley, there's nothing more that can be said on this topic?
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Post by Edward Meisse »

Nothing could ever have been said about this topic from the very beginning. And nothing has been. And stop calling me, "Shirley."
Amor vincit omnia
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I found Shirley for ya...
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Mikey D... H.S.P.
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http://www.steelharp.com
http://www.thesessionplayers.com/douchette.html

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http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o54/Steelharp/
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If that's Shirley, then she has no place on a thread about nothing.
:eek: :eek:
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Soft, curves, smooth, silky, sweet, sensual...

Must be a push-pull...
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Post by Fred Shannon »

My wife says there's Nothing to any of that. And then to me "Nothing Doing big boy". Phooey on nothing to it.

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[ NOTHING
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Between her ears. That's EXACTLY where I was looking. Honest.
:eek: :eek:
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She had ears?

OK, we've done that joke cycle. Back to new ideas for my book; we keep straying from nothing.

(Tamara, I know it's hard walking around the occasional tosterone pool here. We're all sensitive guys at heart, but we have to keep that other facade up.)

NOTHING.

People are afraid of NOTHING.
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She may or may not be Shirly,
but she sure is a 'sheila'!
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NOTHING.
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You're welcome Tamara, it was nothing.
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Scott Shipley wrote:If that's Shirley, then she has no place on a thread about nothing.
:eek: :eek:
Shirley you jest. :lol:
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Shirley ain't no joke.
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Post by Charlie McDonald »

I'm sorry, but I'm wondering if her sisters, Goodness and Mersey, are around.
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You didn't see the picture?
;-)
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