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David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 6 Jul 2008 6:54 pm

If you put nothing up on the bulletin board
you are a poster

If you hang somebody up on a bulletin board
they are a postie

And if they don't try to get down..
they are likely post toasty!

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 6 Jul 2008 8:15 pm

David,

Reminds me of this line from that infamous song...

Kris Kristofferson wrote:Reckon they'd just nail him up if He come down again.

Ray Minich · Post by **Ray Minich** » 7 Jul 2008 6:07 am

The concept of negative numbers did not exist prior to the invention of the checkbook...

Steve Atwood · Post by **Steve Atwood** » 9 Jul 2008 1:13 pm

Fill in the blanks, as in "Don't Forget the Lyrics!" on TV:

Beatles: Let me take you down, because I'm going to Strawberry Fields, nothing __ ____

Dylan: When you ain't got nothin', ___ ___ _______ __ _____

Joplin: Freedom's just another word for nothin' ____ __ ____

Preston: Nothing from nothing ______ _______

Haggard: It ain't nothin' _ ______ ___ __ ____ ____ ___

Dire Straits: Money for nothin' ______ ___ ____

Peter Paul and Mary: Too much of nothing ____ ____ _ ___ ____ _ ____

Johnny Cash: I love the girl wearing nothing ___ _ _____ ___ _ _____ __ ___ _______ __ ___ _________ __ ___ ___ ___ _______

Duane Reese · Post by **Duane Reese** » 9 Jul 2008 3:23 pm

Steve Atwood wrote:Fill in the blanks

No, I think it's best we leave those blanks as they are. *Blank* is a little more what we are looking for here.

Steve Atwood · Post by **Steve Atwood** » 9 Jul 2008 6:25 pm

David Doggett · Post by **David Doggett** » 9 Jul 2008 7:21 pm

Big Mama Thornton and Elvis: You ain't nuthin' ___ _ _____ ___

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 9 Jul 2008 7:29 pm

Only because this has nothing to do with anything!

Charlie McDonald · Post by **Charlie McDonald** » 10 Jul 2008 6:37 am

That's nothing!

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 10 Jul 2008 9:35 am

Why is it that:

Veronica looks like Bettie Page,
and Bettie looks like Veronica Lake?

David Doggett · Post by **David Doggett** » 10 Jul 2008 10:12 am

'Cause innocent kids reading Archie comics ain't 'sposed to know nuthin' about Betty Page and Veronica Lake.

Bob Hickish · Post by **Bob Hickish** » 10 Jul 2008 10:41 am

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 10 Jul 2008 10:54 am

Steve Atwood · Post by **Steve Atwood** » 10 Jul 2008 2:13 pm

David Doggett wrote:Big Mama Thornton and Elvis: You ain't nuthin' ___ _ _____ ___

I took that personal, David. Did I do something wrong?

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 10 Jul 2008 2:34 pm

Shef,

If you ask me, the guy in the front looks vaguely familiar..

David Doggett · Post by **David Doggett** » 10 Jul 2008 2:45 pm

No, Steve, I meant nothing by it. I was just adding to your nothing list.

But I took this one personal:

Steve Atwood wrote:Dylan: When you ain't got nothin', ___ ___ _______ __ _____

Steve Atwood · Post by **Steve Atwood** » 10 Jul 2008 2:56 pm

Quote from Wikipedia about Mel Blanc:

At 16, he changed the spelling of his last name from “Blank,” reportedly because a teacher told him that he would amount to nothing and be, like his last name, “blank.”

Mike Shefrin · Post by **Mike Shefrin** » 10 Jul 2008 4:01 pm

Richard Sevigny wrote:Shef,

If you ask me, the guy in the front looks vaguely familiar..

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 10 Jul 2008 4:38 pm

Clarence LeBlanc played guitar like it was nothing.

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 10 Jul 2008 4:40 pm

Does this mean he steeled his brain????

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 12 Jul 2008 5:37 pm

Nothing I can add.

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 12 Jul 2008 6:22 pm

...then don't say nothing

(hats off to Shef)

Scott Shipley · Post by **Scott Shipley** » 12 Jul 2008 6:25 pm

I'm a little cornfused, so should i say something then?

Edward Meisse · Post by **Edward Meisse** » 12 Jul 2008 8:18 pm

Not here. You'd be off topic.

Charlie McDonald · Post by **Charlie McDonald** » 13 Jul 2008 4:50 am

Lady and gentlemen,
This thread has given me an idea for my new book.
Working title:

First draft:

It's coming along pretty well.

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Re: Win $0,000,000!

How about Mel Blanc?

How about Betty and Veronica?

Re: Win $0,000,000!

Mel Blank

If you can't say nothin' nice...