Advice needed

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 12 Aug 2002 6:23 am

Als ich heute Morgen aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand ich mich in meinem Bett zu einem ungeheuren Ungeziefer verwandelt.

Randy Pettit · Post by **Randy Pettit** » 12 Aug 2002 7:11 am

Das tut mir leid. Sollte ich der Kammerjaeger anrufen?

Steve Frost · Post by **Steve Frost** » 12 Aug 2002 7:55 am

Was fur eine Uberraschung!!!

Joerg Hennig · Post by **Joerg Hennig** » 12 Aug 2002 8:59 am

Seltsame Dinge geschehen in dieser Zeit...

BobG · Post by **BobG** » 12 Aug 2002 9:12 am

yeah... whatever he said... the same goes for me

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Bob Grado, Williams D10 (lefty), Peavey 1000,
Profex ll.

Johan Jansen · Post by **Johan Jansen** » 12 Aug 2002 9:16 am

Spielte es auf einen schmutzigen Steelgitarre?

[This message was edited by Johan Jansen on 12 August 2002 at 10:16 AM.]

Fred Murphy · Post by **Fred Murphy** » 12 Aug 2002 9:22 am

I"m not sure, but I think that's what Buddy told his back up band the last time he was in Indy.

CrowBear Schmitt · Post by **CrowBear Schmitt** » 12 Aug 2002 9:47 am

Ach So ! Diese Amerikanische mensche spiele ser gut dat Stahl Guittaren
Alles Furukt...

Schmitt,Meyer,Muller,und Schultz[This message was edited by CrowBear Schmitt on 12 August 2002 at 10:48 AM.]

Martin Abend · Post by **Martin Abend** » 12 Aug 2002 11:05 am

Dear Ernest,
too much Kafka sure ain't good for your mental health. One of my favourites, though.

Gregg Galbraith · Post by **Gregg Galbraith** » 12 Aug 2002 12:39 pm

Doug,
You do, and you'll clean it up!

Anne Marie O Keeffe · Post by **Anne Marie O Keeffe** » 12 Aug 2002 12:53 pm

Níl fhios agam cad a dúirt sé ach t'ám cinnte go raibh sé go h'íontach.

chas smith · Post by **chas smith** » 12 Aug 2002 1:29 pm

Dos mas cervesas, por favor.

Dr. Hugh Jeffreys · Post by **Dr. Hugh Jeffreys** » 12 Aug 2002 2:27 pm

Es ghet zum einen uhr heine und zum anderen hinhaus! Spricken Sie ein winig langsam bitte!! HJ

Larry Miller · Post by **Larry Miller** » 12 Aug 2002 2:28 pm

Musikalisch beeinflusst wurde Jeff von Merle Haggard, George Jones, George Strait, Randy Travis, Mark Chesnut und Alan Jackson, aber auch von Garth Brooks. Bereits im Alter von gerade mal vier Jahren begann er, der aus einer sehr musikalischen Familie stammt, zu singen und auch auf einer ersten kleinen Guitarre zu spielen.
Neben der Musik, hat er es aber nicht versäumt, sich eine weitere Ausbildung zu sichern. Nach dem Abschluß der Highschool begann er ein Studium und belegte die Fächer: Business Management, Marketing, Criminal Justice, Recording Arts und war nebenbei zeitweise als „Bodyguard“ bei Veranstaltungen und für Schauspieler tätig.
Dabei kamen ihm seine allgemeinen Sportlichen Betätigungen und natürlich besonders seine Ausbildung in Karate zugute! If that doesn't work I would try some Zanex

Dr. Hugh Jeffreys · Post by **Dr. Hugh Jeffreys** » 12 Aug 2002 2:57 pm

Gustamous dos cervesas frias tambien. HJ

Sam White · Post by **Sam White** » 12 Aug 2002 3:24 pm

EXCUSE ME CAN YOU DO IT OVER IN ENGLISH SO WE CAN ALL GET A LAUGH.
Sam White

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 12 Aug 2002 6:36 pm

EXCUSE ME CAN YOU DO IT OVER IN ENGLISH SO WE CAN ALL GET A LAUGH

This is not funny. If it were funny,I would have posted it in the Humor section ,where I never post.

Michael Holland · Post by **Michael Holland** » 12 Aug 2002 6:42 pm

If it were funny,I would have posted it in the Humor section ,where I never post

I wish you had posted it in Humor, where I never look.

Earl Erb · Post by **Earl Erb** » 12 Aug 2002 6:51 pm

This is pure unadulterated...see if you can translate this...b*** s***.

Kenny Davis · Post by **Kenny Davis** » 12 Aug 2002 7:46 pm

Are you wanting to buy Viagra over the internet? I can't find my German-to-English book anywhere.

Bob Hoffnar · Post by **Bob Hoffnar** » 12 Aug 2002 8:10 pm

Wenigstens wachen Sie in Ihrem eigenen Bett auf. Und, wenn Sie morgens es aufwachen, bedeutet, daß Sie gestern Abend geschlafen haben. [This message was edited by Bob Hoffnar on 12 August 2002 at 09:17 PM.]

Earl Erb · Post by **Earl Erb** » 12 Aug 2002 8:51 pm

Highlights of this conversation in English.
Ernest Bovine,
As I this morning from jerky dreams awaked,was changed I in my bed to tremendous vermin.
Randy Pettit,
That does wrong to me.Should I call the chamber hunter?
Joe Henry,
Strange things occur in this time.
Johan Jansen,
Did it play on a dirty steelguitar?
Crow Bear Schmitt,
Oh so! This American one mensche plays more ser well dat steel guittaren All Furukt...Schmitt,Meyer,Muller and Shultz.
Larry Miller,
Jeff of Merle Haggard, George Jones, George Strait, Randy Travis, Mark of Chesnut and Alan Jackson, in addition, of Garth Brooks was influenced in music. Already at the age of times four years it, that originates from a very musical family began even, to sing and play also on a first small Guitarre. Apart from the music, he did not miss it however to protect itself a further formation. After the termination of the Highschool it began a study and occupied those fan: Business management, marketing, Criminal Justice, Recording type and was bon theesides from time to time than "Bodyguard" with meetings and active for actors. Its general sporty operations naturally particularly benefitted it and its formation into carats! If that doesn't work I would try some Zanex.
Earl Erb,
Dieses ist unadulterated… sehen rein, wenn Sie dieses übersetzen können… b *** s ***.
I'm tired of translating...good night Mrs. Calabash.

[This message was edited by Earl Erb on 12 August 2002 at 09:53 PM.]

Jim Phelps · Post by **Jim Phelps** » 13 Aug 2002 12:42 am

¡Que locos!

Jussi Huhtakangas · Post by **Jussi Huhtakangas** » 13 Aug 2002 2:10 am

Ai tänne voi näköjään kirjoittaa korson-kielelläkin, sepä mukavaa ja kansainvälistä!!

Larry Bell · Post by **Larry Bell** » 13 Aug 2002 5:19 am

You guys are cold!
I'm really concerned about this metamorphosis that one of our brethren is undergoing.

Just think, from California surfer steel guitar dude (

) to bovine . . . and now . . . a rat! There must be a country song with Kurt Weil lyrics in there somewhere.

And, by the way, it's XANAX. A prescription couldn't HURT. While you're at it, some HALCYON might also be in order.

LTB
(the guy who makes Xanax)[This message was edited by Larry Bell on 13 August 2002 at 06:22 AM.]