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Jim Mitchell · Post by **Jim Mitchell** » 14 Mar 2008 10:50 am

Alan Brookes wrote: There's another source of untapped energy....

People try to take off weight working bicycle machines and rowing machines, etc. What they're doing is intentionally wasting calories. (They're wasting BTUs, too, but I digress. )

Attach dynamos to the wheels of those things and you can be generating energy while losing weight.

That must be a win/win situation.

...but it'll probably come to NOTHING.

ATTACH A DYNAMO TO ALL THE POLITICIANS MOUTHS

ENOUGH HOT AIR THERE TO CAUSE GLOBLE WARMING

Tamara James · Post by **Tamara James** » 14 Mar 2008 1:33 pm

nothing

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 14 Mar 2008 6:07 pm

Jim Mitchell wrote:
Alan Brookes wrote: There's another source of untapped energy....
That must be a win/win situation.
ATTACH A DYNAMO TO ALL THE POLITICIANS MOUTHS

ENOUGH HOT AIR THERE TO CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING

Something from nothing.

No doubt enough to power EVERY UNLITE BULB.
If only the could light the

over their brains!

Duane Reese · Post by **Duane Reese** » 27 Mar 2008 10:34 pm

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Jimmie Martin · Post by **Jimmie Martin** » 27 Mar 2008 11:23 pm

Maybe thats what is causing global warming?

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 28 Mar 2008 12:44 am

Jimmie,
there's nothing in that theory.

Nothing to lose,
nothing to gain,
in fact
we're giving nothing away
all day long.

Jim Mitchell · Post by **Jim Mitchell** » 28 Mar 2008 10:29 am

I WHO HAVE NOTHING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDUhkf3qYww

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Grammatically, the word "nothing" is a noun, which suggests that it refers to something. This can lead to confusion and forms the basis for a number of jokes. The simplest meaning is: no thing. So if "Nothing" is said to be in a particular place, have a particular quality, then it is meant that "no thing" is there, or has this or that quality. The word "naught" also has this same meaning. Its basic uses can often be restated to avoid this appearance: "There is nothing in the basement" can be restated as "There is not one thing in the basement" or "Everything is not in the basement" (which can imply that there is any quantity short of 'everything' in the basement.) "Nothing is missing" can be restated as "everything is present". Conversely, many fallacious conclusions follow from treating "nothing" as a noun. In this case, "nothing" would not be a correct statement, scientifically speaking, as air can be referred to as "something."

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Ray Minich · Post by **Ray Minich** » 28 Mar 2008 12:34 pm

I hear the train a coming,
it's rollin' round the bend
and I ain't seen no nothing,
since, I don't know when...

I betcha something's coming soon...

Duane Reese · Post by **Duane Reese** » 28 Mar 2008 4:48 pm

Ray Minich wrote:I betcha something's coming soon...

Let's hope she's as good looking as the last ones have been.

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 29 Mar 2008 2:38 am

Think of the logic of this....

If something does exist, then nothing does not exist. Since something does exist, then NOTHING DOES NOT EXIST.

$:\$

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David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 29 Mar 2008 3:09 am

Ah but if we want something
and it does not exist,
then it is nothing.
So nothing exists,
we just can have it.

Michael Douchette · Post by **Michael Douchette** » 29 Mar 2008 3:38 am

Hmmm... how's this?

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 29 Mar 2008 4:03 am

Takes everything, leaves nothing...

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 30 Mar 2008 3:40 am

Michael Douchette wrote:Hmmm... how's this?

That's not nothing.

Roy Ayres · Post by **Roy Ayres** » 30 Mar 2008 8:00 am

How America got discovered:

Christopher Columbus was just sitting around the house doing nuttin'.

His mama said, "Chris, what are you doing?"

Chris answered, "Nuttin'."

She said, "Well then why don't you go out and discover America or somethin'?"

Post by **b0b** » 30 Mar 2008 9:01 am

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Dave Harmonson · Post by **Dave Harmonson** » 30 Mar 2008 11:00 am

I'm tempted to write something here. Oops wrong thread. Sorry (for nothing).

Duane Reese · Post by **Duane Reese** » 30 Mar 2008 3:12 pm

b0b wrote:bump

Quit trying to steal my glory, b0b!

Archie Nicol · Post by **Archie Nicol** » 30 Mar 2008 3:22 pm

Much ado?

basilh · Post by **basilh** » 2 Apr 2008 6:06 am

b0b wrote:<bump>

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 2 Apr 2008 9:59 am

basilh wrote:
b0b wrote:<bump>

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 2 Apr 2008 10:04 am

Alan Brookes wrote:
basilh wrote:
b0b wrote:<bump>

David L. Donald · Post by **David L. Donald** » 2 Apr 2008 10:45 am

Nothing is timeless.

Richard Sevigny · Post by **Richard Sevigny** » 2 Apr 2008 12:04 pm

David,

You're starting to sound a little like this guy

Post by **b0b** » 2 Apr 2008 2:08 pm

Richard Sevigny wrote:
Alan Brookes wrote:
basilh wrote:

"Nothing" is quotable.

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