Smiley Finally Changes Underware!!

Ray Jenkins · Post by **Ray Jenkins** » 10 Oct 2001 6:03 am

The only problem is,he changed with Tony Davis.

Ray

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Steeling is still legal in Arizona

HowardR · Post by **HowardR** » 10 Oct 2001 6:32 am

That may be more information than we needed to know.....

Tony Davis · Post by **Tony Davis** » 19 Oct 2001 4:50 am

Awright..Jenko !!!..this is really it!!...you have risen to the hights of the lowest of the low !!!!!
You know very well that I never have reason to venture into this column as it is usually all about American Gigs...and I cant afford to do all that travel...plus Ah caint speack the language!
As to what the other party concerned will say....well.......I dont even want to think.
Also....if you want to get that personal........last time I tried to swap shorts with him...I needed to use braces.........I think you Yanks call then Suspenders......"cos he is one fat dude............Heck....why am I bothering to even type all this........I just got a letter in my mailbox addressed to "Mr Ray Jenkins"......care of the Rocky Horror Show.......the return address is "Victorias Secret".....and it smells sort of sexy....is there something you aint telling us Ray ????
Guess we should really move this to the Riverboat !!!

frank rogers · Post by **frank rogers** » 19 Oct 2001 6:55 am

Do you mean underwear or underware? Underware sounds like some kind of new computer term, or maybe a low cost version of tupperware.

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Ray Jenkins · Post by **Ray Jenkins** » 19 Oct 2001 7:20 am

Thanks frank,when it comes too Smiley's underGARMETS I don't think it matters about spellin or smellin.

Tony I never seen you walk or stand so straight,they seem too serve as a great back brace to boot.

Ray

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Steeling is still legal in Arizona

frank rogers · Post by **frank rogers** » 19 Oct 2001 8:24 am

Gee, I thought "underware" was somethin' you wore to hide your "soft" ware.

Bill Sharpe · Post by **Bill Sharpe** » 19 Oct 2001 10:05 am

But, Smiley always wears his underwear as "Outer Wear"

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John O Keeffe · Post by **John O Keeffe** » 19 Oct 2001 10:16 am

How did Tony know which side to turn to the front and which side to turn to the rear????

Never mind nobody answer that!!!!

John

Ray Jenkins · Post by **Ray Jenkins** » 19 Oct 2001 10:23 am

Heck JohnO,I think thats a great question!!
Your turn in the drawers Tony.

Ray

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Steeling is still legal in Arizona

Bill Sharpe · Post by **Bill Sharpe** » 19 Oct 2001 11:54 am

The brown stripe in the back shows the difference between front & back

Anne Marie O Keeffe · Post by **Anne Marie O Keeffe** » 19 Oct 2001 12:18 pm

SKIDMARK!!!!!!!!!

Smiley Roberts · Post by **Smiley Roberts** » 19 Oct 2001 12:41 pm

Shouldn't this thread be under "Humor"??
Forum police....oh forum police....where are you?? Damn,you can never get a cop when you want one!!

BTW,it's,"Yellow stain in front,brown stain in back".

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Ray Jenkins · Post by **Ray Jenkins** » 19 Oct 2001 1:04 pm

Smiley,is that "Humor" or is it the "Truth"

Ray

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Steve Feldman · Post by **Steve Feldman** » 19 Oct 2001 3:50 pm

How 'bout them Yankees?.....

Al Udeen · Post by **Al Udeen** » 19 Oct 2001 7:28 pm

I heard Smiley went back on the road & that he's now on the "Short Circuit" He dont remember when he & I hung around Sho-Bud waiting for David Jackson to finish our guitars!

Smiley Roberts · Post by **Smiley Roberts** » 24 Oct 2001 1:20 am

Al,
You're absolutely right!!