"What on earth is that!"

Steve Norman · Post by **Steve Norman** » 10 Nov 2007 11:53 am

lmao Michael, that nails it!

Alan Miller · Post by **Alan Miller** » 10 Nov 2007 3:27 pm

Back in the 60 my dad played 8 string lap steel in many bands and he always answered to puzzled folks thus " its a cheese cutter" or "its my wifes Knitting machine". Then turn to the band and mutter " stupid ****** ( fill the last bit in yourself.... it varied from three letters to about seven.

Chuck McGill · Post by **Chuck McGill** » 11 Nov 2007 5:38 am

I had a very drunk man stagger up to me and request

"Hey piano picker. Play Last Date"

Jerry H. Moore · Post by **Jerry H. Moore** » 11 Nov 2007 8:13 am

"It's just like a guitar but you change chords with your feet and knees instead of your hands" That shuts 'em up....sometimes. I like cheese slicer or pasta machine. NEVER NEVER NEVER give them the right answer. You definitely won't get to go pee!!!

CrowBear Schmitt · Post by **CrowBear Schmitt** » 11 Nov 2007 9:26 am

it's a knitting machine that i offered my wife
she hardly ever used it
so i converted it

Alan Brookes · Post by **Alan Brookes** » 11 Nov 2007 11:12 am

What is what ? That thing in front of me ? Oh, my God, I didn't notice it. Take it away, take it away...

Dale Gray · Post by **Dale Gray** » 20 Nov 2007 8:31 am

How about an input, output processor. Dale

Skip Cole · Post by **Skip Cole** » 20 Nov 2007 9:01 pm

In some families it is called a " widow-maker".

Especially if the operator thereof spends more time and money with the machine than the soon-to-be widow. $:\$

Skip

Clyde Mattocks · Post by **Clyde Mattocks** » 20 Nov 2007 10:25 pm

Someone on an earlier thread called it a DIVORCE KIT.
Works for me!

Tony Glassman · Post by **Tony Glassman** » 21 Nov 2007 7:02 pm

I had a very drunk lady come up to the bandstand to tell me that my ZB D-10 looked like "a burial for two salmon".

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